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Joanne19335 02-11-2021 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by youngatheart57 (Post 1900075)
So....horses don't poop?
We could use the horse poop for fertilizer and have the prettiest lawns in TV.

Joanne19335 02-11-2021 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Topspinmo (Post 1900237)
Yes, everybody should have colt 45 single action strapped to there leg. We could have call outs everyday Saturday at high noon.:a040:
Heavy piece to carry for a lady. May I use my .380?

Nell57 02-11-2021 06:24 AM
Could the Village of Stu bring back the holiday parades? We’ve missed them since Gen3 of the Morse family took over. The stilt walkers...cheerleaders...kazoo band....belly dancers. We loved them all.

Nell57 02-11-2021 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Nell57 (Post 1900280)
Could the Village of Stu bring back the holiday parades? We’ve missed them since Gen3 of the Morse family took over. The stilt walkers...cheerleaders...kazoo band....belly dancers. We loved them all.
The chickens and poopless horses would be a fine addition.

Stu from NYC 02-11-2021 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Nell57 (Post 1900281)
The chickens and poopless horses would be a fine addition.
OK you are now the asst commissioner in charge of all parades but you will be responsible for keeping the chickens in line.

Ndomines 02-11-2021 08:06 AM
Great fantasy. Thank God we bought our home 8 years ago just before they quit building. Whew! got in just under the wire.

Joanne19335 02-11-2021 09:06 AM
Reading all of this made my day. So refreshing.

airstreamingypsy 02-11-2021 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 1899856)
After further consideration we have made some decisions.

First we will not allow any dogs in the village but we will allow horses as long as they are trained. This is to not have any poop.

We will be taking applications for gate guards. We will charge admission but the guard will collect a commission to be handed to the head commissioner who will use it to make this a better place.

We will supply free beer as long as members bring it to the weekly meetings and make it available to the mayor who shall be elected by, well we will figure that out later.
Hmmmm, Having had horses for most of my life, you may want to rethink that. An average horse poops out 20 pounds of poop a day. Jut sayin'

Carla B 02-11-2021 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by airstreamingypsy (Post 1900402)
Hmmmm, Having had horses for most of my life, you may want to rethink that. An average horse poops out 20 pounds of poop a day. Jut sayin'
Yes, just like there's pee in Lake Sumpter there will be poop in Lake Stu-p.

Heytubes 02-11-2021 09:39 AM
So long as golf cart speed limit can be increased to 50 mph I’m in. My dog will identify as a horse too.

Stu from NYC 02-11-2021 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanne19335 (Post 1900253)
Difficult seeing the green during the day sometimes. Besides, you meet a better class of people in the dark.
That is why we offer balls that glow in the dark.

Stu from NYC 02-11-2021 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Heytubes (Post 1900417)
So long as golf cart speed limit can be increased to 50 mph I’m in. My dog will identify as a horse too.
You can go as fast as you want but as long as our revenue officer can catch you their will be a fine to pay.

He has a cute little vet he wants to race so looking forward to your arrival.

Carla B 02-11-2021 10:51 AM
Just got to ask, will there be round abouts in your village, if so, how many lanes?

Stu from NYC 02-11-2021 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Carla B (Post 1900496)
Just got to ask, will there be round abouts in your village, if so, how many lanes?
No but we will offer a demolition derby

TOMTOFVIL 02-11-2021 11:16 AM
Will there be a politics free zone?


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