[chuck90199]

After a talking sheep dog gets all the sheep into the pen, he reports back to the owner, "All 40 sheep accounted for."

"But I only have 36 sheep,” the owner said.

"I know," said the sheep dog, "But I rounded them up."

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by chuck90199

After a talking sheep dog gets all the sheep into the pen, he reports back to the owner, "All 40 sheep accounted for."

"But I only have 36 sheep,” the owner said.

"I know," said the sheep dog, "But I rounded them up."

[Ecuadog]

That's a groaner.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Ecuadog

That's a groaner.

Yes, it's a groaner, but it's a funny groaner.

[Taltarzac725]

Always like puns. I tried to get them into the abstracts I wrote for Information Access Company's Area Business Databank back in 1985 and half way through 1986. My editors usually allowed most of them to go through.

Some of these might be online somewhere or other.