Bob Hope on Aging

Bob Hope on Aging

06-14-2011, 09:40 AM

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Bob Hope on Aging

ON TURNING 70
'You still chase women, but only downhill.'

ON TURNING 80
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'

ON TURNING 90
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact , I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'

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