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Old 02-16-2015, 02:26 PM
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

“I’m so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

“Damn autocorrect! I meant 'wifi', not 'wife'.”
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Old 02-16-2015, 03:58 PM
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Just sent it to my neighbors.

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