[Whalen]

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day.

[swrinfla]

Now, here's a real classic!

Whalen, you could get yourself banned from a whole bunch of stores with antics like this!

I absolutely love it!





SWR

[Whalen]

SW,
So glad you liked it, gave me a good laugh.
Message for the day:
Don't mess with us old folks!

[KathieI]

OK, this is how dumb I am,,,, It took me 1/2 way through to realize it was probably and joke!!!! Please, let's keep it our secret.

Good joke, Whalen, Love it... LMAO!!

[2BNTV]

I just wanted you to know that I was hysterical for a week with this joke. Great joke.

[Yoda]

You have made me smile

Thank you

Yoda

[2BNTV]

I don't seem to be able to forget this joke when I need a laugh.

I hope there are some people who haven't seen this before.

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Whalen

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

I think the poor guy would have had the heart attack if instead you told him that you stopped to lick... er... ah... well, I think you get the picture.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

I think the poor guy would have had the heart attack if instead you told him that you stopped to lick... er... ah... well, I think you get the picture.

Sky - Your cartoons are the best.