Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

[REDCART]

Tal, I had to send this to my wife because we have a dog but the wife is "always yapping!!!"

[Donna]

Oh..you guys are so bad...You guys make us complain...

[JohnN]

LOLOLOLOLOL... great one!

And when you come home really REALLY late,
the later you are, the happier the dog is to see you, unlike the wife!