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fw102807 07-11-2018 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1561454)
And so it goes, the never ending land of stories. Think back if you recall, once the check from the third closing hit the desk didn’t the pain of the other two disappointments disappear almost immediately? I love flipping houses and I hate closings.

Our Florida closing was NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL. No lawyers, no suits of armor, no swords like in a Jersey closing. I don’t think I heard anyone growl either.:a20:

We closed remotely on both houses. NOTHING but signing documents and sending them back.

Nucky 07-11-2018 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1561455)
We closed remotely on both houses. NOTHING but signing documents and sending them back.

NOTHING but civilized. I like it. Don’t miss the way it was in Jersey at all.

Abby10 07-11-2018 10:07 AM

We have people knocking on our door to buy our house. The problem is in our township you need a certificate of occupancy to sell. We are at the mercy of our township authorities. EPA guidelines also play into the matter, but it is a ridiculously minor thing. I don't want to fight the feds as well. We've had several people in real estate througout the country who have looked into our situation. Not for NOTHING, but no one has ever seen anything like this. :(

Wiotte 07-11-2018 10:13 AM

The Thread About NOTHING
 
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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1561463)
We have people knocking on our door to buy our house. The problem is in our township you need a certificate of occupancy to sell. We are at the mercy of our township authorities. EPA guidelines also play into the matter, but it is a ridiculously minor thing. I don't want to fight the feds as well. We've had several people in real estate throughtout the country who have looked into our situation. Not for NOTHING, but no one has ever seen anything like this. :(



There’s always renting it out or rent to buy till it’s resolved. NOTHING can stop you from doing that


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fw102807 07-11-2018 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1561463)
We have people knocking on our door to buy our house. The problem is in our township you need a certificate of occupancy to sell. We are at the mercy of our township authorities. EPA guidelines also play into the matter, but it is a ridiculously minor thing. I don't want to fight the feds as well. We've had several people in real estate throughtout the country who have looked into our situation. Not for NOTHING, but no one has ever seen anything like this. :(

OMG that is NOTHING but crazy. At some point however you are going to need to do it. Maybe you should contact one of those news stations that like NOTHING better than dealing with stuff like that.

Abby10 07-11-2018 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1561466)
There’s always renting it out or rent to buy till it’s resolved. NOTHING can stop you from doing that


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We were wondering about that. Will we NOTHING but lose our primary residency exclusion if we do that though? We need to check with our tax guy about that.

Abby10 07-11-2018 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1561467)
OMG that is NOTHING but crazy. At some point however you are going to need to do it. Maybe you should contact one of those news stations that like NOTHING better than dealing with stuff like that.

Tried that too - both television and local newspapers - NOTHING. What I really think we need to do is have W, Big Al, and the Nuckmeister visit a few people. Sometimes that's the only way to get a job done - what a bad Den Mother I am - lol

fw102807 07-11-2018 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1561532)
Tried that too - both television and local newspapers - NOTHING. What I really think we need to do is have W, Big Al, and the Nuckmeister visit a few people. Sometimes that's the only way to get a job done - what a bad Den Mother I am - lol

I am NOTHING but speechless

Henryk 07-11-2018 06:22 PM

Just had dinner and I did NOTHING.

Kenswing 07-11-2018 06:34 PM

I missed NOTHING today..

fw102807 07-11-2018 06:43 PM

I did NOTHING all day....again

Abby10 07-11-2018 07:13 PM

Somebody is NOTHING but missing!

Kenswing 07-11-2018 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1561573)
Somebody is NOTHING but missing!

I just searched his name on the member list and came up with NOTHING.. :o

Abby10 07-11-2018 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1561574)
I just searched his name on the member list and came up with NOTHING.. :o

I am not :o, I am NOTHING but :mad::grumpy::censored:

fw102807 07-11-2018 07:50 PM

Oh no what did the little NOTHING do?


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