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Nucky 09-17-2018 09:29 PM

Oh my Mrs. Abby you were doing good until the very last line. How will rubbing Whiskey help the pain? You are way better off using BenGay but not the Yellow tube because it doesn’t have the smell and that’s what will fix you up. If you do drink the Whiskey do NOTHING other than stay off the Cart Path, Please. Feel Better.

Nice picture of the NOTHING gator Mrs. FW. Is it beautiful over that way or what?

Kenswing 09-17-2018 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1582100)
Let's just say it doesn't look pretty and I don't think the bed sheets are even going to be my friend tonight.

And as far as your NOTHING goes......:swear:

I think I'll go upstairs and mix up a topical concoction to put on this sucker. And if that does work, I'll just break out the booze......

You know better than to put something on a burn. They get NOTHING once you cool them off.. I hope you're able to sleep tonight.

Abby10 09-17-2018 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1582103)
Oh my Mrs. Abby you were doing good until the very last line. How will rubbing Whiskey help the pain? You are way better off using BenGay but not the Yellow tube because it doesn’t have the smell and that’s what will fix you up. If you do drink the Whiskey do NOTHING other than stay off the Cart Path, Please. Feel Better.

Nice picture of the NOTHING gator Mrs. FW. Is it beautiful over that way or what?

Don't worry, Nucky, drinking is really not my thing and since drugs aren't either I usually end up taking NOTHING.

Abby10 09-17-2018 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1582107)
You know better than to put something on a burn. They get NOTHING once you cool them off.. I hope you're able to sleep tonight.

The problem is it's not cooling off. I wonder how long I can sleep with my foot hanging over the bed and not moving. I guess I'm NOTHING but about to find out.

Abby10 09-18-2018 05:45 AM

Good morning, everyone. Today is Tuesday, September 18th. Woke up this morning thinking about tomwed. It has been 4 days since he posted. I hope he is okay. Always concerning when a NOTHING buddy goes missing.

At least I didn't wake up in pain (aside from missing tomwed) and I did get a good night's sleep. Dismissing the Kommander's directions (oops -did I really say that out loud), I came up with a concoction after all to apply to my foot before I went to bed. It worked amazingly well. I woke up in the middle of the night with no pain and this morning my foot looks way better than I ever expected. Don't mind me if I am absent a good part of the day while I perfect the formula for my new multi-million dollar burn treatment ointment. Once it's patented and I make my first million, I'll take you ALL out to dinner.

Thank you all for your concern last night. I really do have a busy day ahead of me and I think that led to my frustration over this incident not knowing how I was going to manage to do everything if I couldn't put shoes on today. Not to mention the subtle warning it presented that I need to slow down! You guys are NOTHING but the best -est!

fw102807 09-18-2018 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1582116)
Good morning, everyone. Today is Tuesday, September 18th. Woke up this morning thinking about tomwed. It has been 4 days since he posted. I hope he is okay. Always concerning when a NOTHING buddy goes missing.

At least I didn't wake up in pain (aside from missing tomwed) and I did get a good night's sleep. Dismissing the Kommander's directions (oops -did I really say that out loud), I came up with a concoction after all to apply to my foot before I went to bed. It worked amazingly well. I woke up in the middle of the night with no pain and this morning my foot looks way better than I ever expected. Don't mind me if I am absent a good part of the day while I perfect the formula for my new multi-million dollar burn treatment ointment. Once it's patented and I make my first million, I'll take you ALL out to dinner.

Thank you all for your concern last night. I really do have a busy day ahead of me and I think that led to my frustration over this incident not knowing how I was going to manage to do everything if I couldn't put shoes on today. Not to mention the subtle warning it presented that I need to slow down! You guys are NOTHING but the best -est!

Just another reason to get yourself down here where we NOTHING but live in flip flops. Glad to hear that you are better.

Abby10 09-18-2018 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1582119)
Just another reason to get yourself down here where we NOTHING but live in flip flops. Glad to hear that you are better.

NOTHING but my favorite type of shoe. :thumbup:

fw102807 09-18-2018 06:37 AM

We are so lucky to be here where we have someone to warn us of how we are all going to die from something I can't pronounce but is in everything everywhere and someone to tell us what we should and shouldn't like and someone to warn us of the terrible restaurants and even someone to let us know how hot it is. I feel NOTHING but blessed. I don't need to think at all.

Abby10 09-18-2018 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1582134)
We are so lucky to be here where we have someone to warn us of how we are all going to die from something I can't pronounce but is in everything everywhere and someone to tell us what we should and shouldn't like and someone to warn us of the terrible restaurants and even someone to let us know how hot it is. I feel NOTHING but blessed. I don't need to think at all.

NOTHING but LOL

Nucky 09-18-2018 07:43 AM

Mrs. Abby I got discombobulated yesterday and NOTHING but somehow thought you banged up your foot exercising. I missed the bad, NOTHING but the very bad cooking dilemma. Shame, Shame, Shame on cooking. Hope you feel better. Who the hell would put any BenGay on a burn? Even a Gator who can read wouldn't fo that.

tomwed is probably enrolled or running a new cooking school. Our pal is doing fine I would guess. Maybe he's finding out how Pringles really stacks those chips?

Taltarzac725 09-18-2018 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1582122)
NOTHING but my favorite type of shoe. :thumbup:

I am often in NOTHING but flip-flops. Cannot wear those in the cold of Minneapolis, Milwaukee nor Chicago. Reno, Nevada has weird weather, so I could use those on some winter days.

Kenswing 09-18-2018 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1582116)
Good morning, everyone. Today is Tuesday, September 18th. Woke up this morning thinking about tomwed. It has been 4 days since he posted. I hope he is okay. Always concerning when a NOTHING buddy goes missing.

At least I didn't wake up in pain (aside from missing tomwed) and I did get a good night's sleep. Dismissing the Kommander's directions (oops -did I really say that out loud), I came up with a concoction after all to apply to my foot before I went to bed. It worked amazingly well. I woke up in the middle of the night with no pain and this morning my foot looks way better than I ever expected. Don't mind me if I am absent a good part of the day while I perfect the formula for my new multi-million dollar burn treatment ointment. Once it's patented and I make my first million, I'll take you ALL out to dinner.

Thank you all for your concern last night. I really do have a busy day ahead of me and I think that led to my frustration over this incident not knowing how I was going to manage to do everything if I couldn't put shoes on today. Not to mention the subtle warning it presented that I need to slow down! You guys are NOTHING but the best -est!

I'm glad you found something that brought you some relief. I can't wait until you make that million and take us all out to dinner. While I'm waiting I'll do NOTHING..

Kenswing 09-18-2018 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1582161)
I am often in NOTHING but flip-flops. Cannot wear those in the cold of Minneapolis, Milwaukee nor Chicago. Reno, Nevada has weird weather, so I could use those on some winter days.

I hope you put on NOTHING but lots of sunscreen.. :1rotfl:

fw102807 09-18-2018 09:55 AM

[Begin rant] I am constantly amazed at the people who move here are are completely flabbergasted to learn that it is not utopia. It is a really nice place to live but we still have to coexist here with idiots. There is no law that says they can't live here. If they were rude and obnoxious before they moved here they still are. Everyone just needs to put on their big people panties and get over themselves. If the worst thing you have to deal with is some dog pooping on your lawn or a bad golf cart driver you are NOTHING but incredibly lucky. If you don't like the restaurants eat at home. [End rant]

Taltarzac725 09-18-2018 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1582203)
[Begin rant] I am constantly amazed at the people who move here are are completely flabbergasted to learn that it is not utopia. It is a really nice place to live but we still have to coexist here with idiots. There is no law that says they can't live here. If they were rude and obnoxious before they moved here they still are. Everyone just needs to put on their big people panties and get over themselves. If the worst thing you have to deal with is some dog pooping on your lawn or a bad golf cart driver you are NOTHING but incredibly lucky. If you don't like the restaurants eat at home. [End rant]

There sure are idiots, sociopaths, and others here in the Villages but they seem to be few and far between. Which is not good for NOTHING. They are so rare they often make the news cycle in the Villages as well as in Orlando.


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