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fw102807 10-19-2018 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591789)
I woke up thinking I was going to get NOTHING done today and ended up doing something for most of the day. Oh well there is always tomorrow.. :jester:

Tomorrow I have something to do so I will probably not be doing NOTHING

Kenswing 10-19-2018 08:59 PM

Mrs. K actually bought a few Mega Millions tickets.. First time since we've been married. I guess she wants to retire NOTHING but now. lol

Taltarzac725 10-19-2018 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591816)
Mrs. K actually bought a few Mega Millions tickets.. First time since we've been married. I guess she wants to retire NOTHING but now. lol

I would not know what to do with so much money and it would be a magnet to every swindler, crook, con man, distant relative, etc. Looks like NOTHING but trouble.

The line sure was long at Publix this afternoon but I was there just getting groceries.

Kenswing 10-19-2018 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591818)
I would not know what to do with so much money and it would be a magnet to every swindler, crook, con man, distant relative, etc. Looks like NOTHING but trouble.

The line sure was long at Publix this afternoon but I was there just getting groceries.

That's why you keep NOTHING but anonymous and have a lawyer collect it for you.. lol

But I'll deal with that problem if it presents itself. Statistics show that you have a better chance of being struck by lightning or being attacked by a shark than you do winning this lottery..

Nucky 10-20-2018 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591819)
That's why you keep NOTHING but anonymous and have a lawyer collect it for you.. lol

But I'll deal with that problem if it presents itself. Statistics show that you have a better chance of being struck by lightning or being attacked by a shark than you do winning this lottery..

Or a higher chance of forgetting NOTHING in your post than winning the lottery. It is the thrill of having a chance overnight only to be deflated after the drawing. We rarely get even more than 2 numbers on one line. But I have NOTHING but a feeling that today will be different and we'll be loaded, money wise shortly. :a040:

First thing, everybody out of the Ocala Forest then Bluefin, then a swim then post here about the new family I've found. Of course, you guy's and Three Word Peeps and a few others taken care of.

I would definitely have the Coolest Golf Cart in the history of The Villages.

fw102807 10-20-2018 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591818)
I would not know what to do with so much money and it would be a magnet to every swindler, crook, con man, distant relative, etc. Looks like NOTHING but trouble.

The line sure was long at Publix this afternoon but I was there just getting groceries.

I totally agree. I like peace and tranquility and that would be NOTHING but stressful to me. I do not buy tickets.

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591833)
Or a higher chance of forgetting NOTHING in your post than winning the lottery. It is the thrill of having a chance overnight only to be deflated after the drawing. We rarely get even more than 2 numbers on one line. But I have NOTHING but a feeling that today will be different and we'll be loaded, money wise shortly. :a040:

First thing, everybody out of the Ocala Forest then Bluefin, then a swim then post here about the new family I've found. Of course, you guy's and Three Word Peeps and a few others taken care of.

I would definitely have the Coolest Golf Cart in the history of The Villages.

We tried to go to Bluefin last night and at 4:45 there was over in hour wait so we went to Riccardis which was ok. I thought if we got there early it wouldn't be bad but I was NOTHING but wrong.

Nucky 10-20-2018 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591835)
I totally agree. I like peace and tranquility and that would be NOTHING but stressful to me. I do not buy tickets.

But Mrs. FW, I already tried a charming personality and being the class clown and having a couple of bucks so now I think I'd like to try filthy rich and do some good with it. I'll bet it would be a burden of some sort.

My new wowser Golf Cart would have to fit over the Golf Cart Bridge. Alway's wanted Rims like my kids, that's a must.

I'm going to use the money to invent commercial strength Deer Repellant for a nice friend. :mademyday:

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591837)
But Mrs. FW, I already tried a charming personality and being the class clown and having a couple of bucks so now I think I'd like to try filthy rich and do some good with it. I'll bet it would be a burden of some sort.

My new wowser Golf Cart would have to fit over the Golf Cart Bridge. Alway's wanted Rims like my kids, that's a must.

I'm going to use the money to invent commercial strength Deer Repellant for a nice friend. :mademyday:

Remember to also create an automatic NOTHING for you cuz this ones missing.

I sincerely hope you win.

fw102807 10-20-2018 06:17 AM

NOTHING should get 165,000+ views today.

Nucky 10-20-2018 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1591838)
Remember to also create an automatic NOTHING for you cuz this ones missing.

I sincerely hope you win.

You've gotta admit, Most Improved Nothing of 2018, here I am. I got so excited about winning I goofed up again. Can you put the auto NOTHING in production for me only? The job pays 5 million. For you only. Or I can pay someone to type for me.

Being really loaded to me is not needing a watch but having someone available to tell you what time it is anytime you want. :pray:

Taltarzac725 10-20-2018 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1591819)
That's why you keep NOTHING but anonymous and have a lawyer collect it for you.. lol

But I'll deal with that problem if it presents itself. Statistics show that you have a better chance of being struck by lightning or being attacked by a shark than you do winning this lottery..

Lawyers can be the worst con men as can be financial advisers. Many of these probably would not see a lottery winner as having earned that money in any way. So, I do not suppose they would really look out for the lucky person's welfare all that much.

I suppose my worry is I only have one stomach and the stress of handling that many problems dealing with that much money would just have a lot of it going to doctors and therapists.

I suppose if I won I could just give almost everything to some law school and then I would have an army of lawyers on my side. NOTHING to it.

Nucky 10-20-2018 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591852)
Lawyers can be the worst con men as can be financial advisers. Many of these probably would not see a lottery winner as having earned that money in any way. So, I do not suppose they would really look out for the lucky person's welfare all that much.

I suppose my worry is I only have one stomach and the stress of handling that many problems dealing with that much money would just have a lot of it going to doctors and therapists.

I volunteer to help you, boss! NOTHING but Dancing Girls and Lobster for you. :ohdear: :1rotfl:

fw102807 10-20-2018 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1591852)
Lawyers can be the worst con men as can be financial advisers. Many of these probably would not see a lottery winner as having earned that money in any way. So, I do not suppose they would really look out for the lucky person's welfare all that much.

I suppose my worry is I only have one stomach and the stress of handling that many problems dealing with that much money would just have a lot of it going to doctors and therapists.

I suppose if I won I could just give almost everything to some law school and then I would have an army of lawyers on my side.

Not for NOTHING but I think I would rather have an army of doctors.

Taltarzac725 10-20-2018 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1591854)
I volunteer to help you, boss! NOTHING but Dancing Girls and Lobster for you. :ohdear: :1rotfl:

You would need a great deal of security if you suddenly became a billionaire.

And it would be very hard to keep this kind of overnight wealth a secret especially if this were in a place like the Villages.

Dancing girls sound nice. The last time I stuck a dollar in a thong was in Denver in 1984 with my room mates from the U of Denver Graduate dorm. I was living with three other male library school students.

I do remember that girl quite well. Not for NOTHING. We four went to some Men's Club.


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