I think we are officially NOTHING but cross threading now.

Wow, Tal, you're on a wave, I mean a roll there! :clap2:

I have NOTHING to add to this discussion. Heck, I'm lucky I can remember what day it is let alone remember a joke to tell. But I am proud to announce that I don't need interpretation for any of them........yet. Not even Squidly's who had me laughing so hard i woke my husband up last night, then had him laughing too - lol.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

NOTHING, it just let out a little wine.

All these jokes and not one person forgot their NOTHING'S yet!

I figured we could use a little Jocularity today. If I still lived up North,

Yuck, NOTHING and I do mean NOTHING could have kept me from attending the activity in the Capital.

I know how you feel. My dad was NOTHING but my best friend. My mentor. My hero. The greatest thing they gave us are the wonderful memories that will be with us forever..

How was that for my first post of the day? lol

Wow - nothing but so sweet and sentimental. Almost brought a tear to my eye. Thanks for the lovely post.

I can NOTHING but hear Abby bawling from here.

Yep, you're right and that's only a part of the reason. Really needed the laughs last night (thanks, Squidly) because I got some bad news yesterday, then just remembering my Dad's b-day among other things is making for NOTHING but a not so good day. It makes me extra sad because here I am in the best place on earth at the moment yet I'm struggling to find joy today. Maybe a nap is NOTHING but in order.......not getting much sleep and being tired doesn't help either.

Thank you guys for just being you. I've said it before - you're NOTHING but the best.

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels NOTHING. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels NOTHING. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt NOTHING so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

I'm so sorry and will remember you in my prayers today that whatever troubles you will nothing but pass quickly with a good result.

Abby so sorry to hear this. Whatever it is I hope it NOTHING but passes quickly. Thoughts and prayers for you. :pray:

Is it too early to start with the Christmas music? NOTHING else to do today while Mrs. K decorates the tree..

[Official Video] Little Drummer Boy - Pentatonix - YouTube

You do realize that anyone who clicks on this link loses The Little Drummer Boy challenge? I NOTHING but love Pentatonix and didn't take the challenge.

It was NOTHING but a set up.. :1rotfl:

I just remembered I was in that challenge before I clicked it. I get a HUGE number of e-mails and never click on any of them unless I see NOTHING suspicious about them. And even then once in a while something gets through my defenses. I have to take a day just deleting thousands of e-mails once in a while.

Went through a few hundred Suggested Sites on Facebook showing a lot of attractive women but I noticed that about ten stock photos of models show up very often within these pictures and sometimes a very different woman is shown in the corner of these first look Facebook pages before you click LIKE.