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Old 03-10-2018, 02:07 PM
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Oh, the Irish!

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked,

"Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland?"

And that's the last thing I remember!
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Old 03-10-2018, 04:14 PM
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Saw it coming, but I still laughed out loud.
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Oh, the Irish!

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked,

"Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland?"

And that's the last thing I remember!
LMAO, Funny. Good one Nucky.
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Old 03-10-2018, 05:01 PM
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Oh this is a good one.
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Nucky, I Hope ur OK... The Wales R NOTHING to tangle with.
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very funny
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Great one, Nucky!
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I will avoid that line in the future.
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Now this was a good one -- a REALLY good one!
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Good one
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