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golfing eagles 12-28-2015 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1163763)
Eagle and Barefoot,

hard to control. :jester:

I think the

word "impossible" comes

to my mind:1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 12-28-2015 10:58 AM

Dis is Vinny.

They call me.

Vinny da Claw.

Got a problem?

Take it easy.

Or Foor getaboutit.

Bada Bing Bada

Boom Yous Undertand.

Gotta resolve problem.

Do you Capiche?

golfing eagles 12-28-2015 11:01 AM

I think we

know the same

"businessmen" in Jersey

and Staten Island

I hear they

are thinking of

getting into the

lobster business, so

Barefoot please beware:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 12-28-2015 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1163763)
Eagle and Barefoot,

hard to control. :jester:

No they're not.

GE is correct.

Unfortunately impossibly impossible.

And with a

Name like mine

I know more

Vowel guys than

Both of you.

Nucky 12-28-2015 01:50 PM

Hey dbussone your

a funny guy.

What a setup!

Nucky 12-28-2015 04:41 PM

Think about Goodfellas.

tomwed 12-28-2015 05:01 PM

You amuse me.

Taltarzac725 12-28-2015 05:37 PM

Lobstah mobstah now?

Barefoot 12-28-2015 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1164004)
Lobstah mobstah now?

Love rhyming posts :bowdown:

Snug asa bug

in a rug


golfing eagles 12-28-2015 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1164026)
Love rhyming posts :bowdown:

Snug asa bug

in a rug


Tasty as a

lobster that was

steamed quite hasty

You can pay

what is mine

on any day

ending in "Y"

from any nation

as long as

it is crustacean

rhymed to please

I'm on knees

you lobster tease

my lobster, please:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Barefoot 12-28-2015 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164050)
Tasty as a

lobster that was

steamed quite hasty

You can pay

what is mine

on any day

ending in "Y"

from any nation

as long as

it is crustacean

rhymed to please

I'm on knees

you lobster tease

my lobster, please!

You actually deserve

A lobster for

that clever offering!

But since you

lost bet, no

lobster for Eagle! :boom:

Taltarzac725 12-28-2015 10:45 PM

Golf Eagle Easier....

Taltarzac725 12-28-2015 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1164142)
Golf Eagle Easier....

....than barefooted lobstah.

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 06:01 AM

Tal is right

made hundreds of

eagles but can't

collect even ONE

lobster from Barefoot

MUCH more difficult!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Even have two

albatrosses, but collecting

lobster from Barefoot

way, way harder

Barefoot 12-29-2015 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164162)
Tal is right

made hundreds of

eagles but can't

collect even ONE

lobster from Barefoot

MUCH more difficult!

Even have two

albatrosses, but collecting

lobster from Barefoot

way, way harder

It would be easy

if Eagle won

the WS bet,

but he didn't!!

No welshing allowed! :ohdear:

Therefore no lobstah :boom:

dbussone 12-29-2015 10:53 AM

How do you

MAKE an eagle?

Nucky 12-29-2015 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1164268)
How do you

MAKE an eagle?

Lot's of practice.

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 11:43 AM

How do you

make an albatross?

Lots of luck!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1164268)
How do you

MAKE an eagle?

3 D printing?

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1164267)
It would be easy

if Eagle won

the WS bet,

but he didn't!!

No welshing allowed! :ohdear:

Therefore no lobstah :boom:

It would be

easy if Eagle

MADE a WS

bet, but he

DIDN'T, he made

a NLCS game

4 bet, and

HE WON IT:eclipsee_gold_cup::eclipsee_gold_cup::eclipsee_ gold_cup:

dbussone 12-29-2015 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164281)
3 D printing?

That, I understand.

Taltarzac725 12-29-2015 01:33 PM

Paper lobstah settlement?

Taltarzac725 12-29-2015 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1164329)
Paper lobstah settlement?

I could referee!!!

Nucky 12-29-2015 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725;116***0
I could referee!!!

Best of Luck.

Judge Wapner tried.

No dice brother.

Will be interesting:super:

dbussone 12-29-2015 03:37 PM

Ask Judge Judi

If Tal can't

Succeed with them.

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1164329)
Paper lobstah settlement?

How about a

golf match to

decide the winner

Let's say Disney

Magnolia, black tees

I'll even give

you 18 shots:1rotfl:

Barefoot 12-29-2015 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164298)
It would be

easy if Eagle

MADE a WS

bet, but he

DIDN'T, he made

a NLCS game

4 bet, and

HE WON IT

Why would a

Canadian in the

middle of Blue

Jays playing Royals

bet on NLCS?

Definitely WS bet!


Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164387)
How about a

golf match to

decide the winner

Let's say Disney

Magnolia, black tees

I'll even give

you 18 shots:1rotfl:


Not golf, Mahjong!!

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1164396)

Not golf, Mahjong!!

I once had

a patient with

Mahjong. It was

difficult but I

eventually cured her:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 05:35 PM

So you'll bet

Baseball but not

golf? You really

should man up

oops, I forgot

2 X chromosomes:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl :

The only reasons

to avoid a

golf bet are:

you don't play

or you suck

worse than me

dbussone 12-29-2015 05:49 PM

Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164427)
So you'll bet



Baseball but not



golf? You really



should man up



oops, I forgot



2 X chromosomes:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl :



The only reasons



to avoid a



golf bet are:



you don't play



or you suck



worse than me


With your hundreds

Of eagles, albatrosses?

Your'e a lock!

Do it fairly.

Bet on Mahjongg! [emoji48]

golfing eagles 12-29-2015 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1164439)
With your hundreds

Of eagles, albatrosses?

Your'e a lock!

Do it fairly.

Bet on Mahjongg! [emoji48]

Ok, I'll compromise

How about bridge?

dbussone 12-29-2015 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164447)
Ok, I'll compromise



How about bridge?


In Bare's camp.

What says Bare?

dbussone 12-29-2015 06:29 PM

Tomwed, Tal, Nucky.

What say you?

Is bridge fair?

Nucky 12-29-2015 06:43 PM

Jumping from Bridge.

Bet is important.

Not that important. LMAO.

Compromise is Perfect!

Need a commentator.

Try Mike Rowe!

This is great

At fever pitch!

dbussone 12-29-2015 08:18 PM

Maybe Curt Gowdy?

From heaven, Amen.

Nucky 12-29-2015 09:12 PM

Maybe Pete Rose.

Nah No Gambling!

Taltarzac725 12-30-2015 09:37 AM

The Hateful Lobstah.

Nucky 12-30-2015 01:57 PM

High level negotiations.

Back Room politics.

Professional mediator required.

Negotiations have stalled.

Lobster is defrosting.

Ice is melting.

Barefoot 12-30-2015 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1164447)
Ok, I'll compromise

How about bridge?

Bridge is a

compromise between golf

and mah jongg? :shocked:

That's like saying

a jellybean is a compromise

between an oreo cookie

and ice cream.

dewilson58 12-30-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1164700)
Bridge is a

compromise between golf

and mah jongg? :shocked:

That's like saying

a jellybean is a compromise

between an oreo cookie

and ice cream.

Penalty, fifteen yards.


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