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golfing eagles 01-23-2016 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1176357)
Too cold here! :cold:
On the back
9 now. 5
holes to go!:cold::cold::cold:

Nucky 01-23-2016 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176344)
Nucky, hope you

don't lose power ....

You need your

juicer to work! :icon_hungry:
Juicing's serious business.

Made three gallons

late last night.

Good till Monday.

Since January 2nd

down forty pounds.

Felt a rib.

Should see my

feet by spring.

Something else only

in the mirror.

Gotta laugh some.

Tough in Jersey

Snow drifts and

wind are wicked.:2excited:

Barefoot 01-23-2016 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1176415)
Juicing's serious business.

Since January 2nd

down forty pounds.
You've lost two

pounds a DAY??

14 pounds a

week?? I'm gobsmacked. :shocked:

Nucky 01-23-2016 09:43 PM
I'm astonished also.

Gallon or water

Gallon of Juice

Weight flies off

in the beginning.

Its true. Remember

John Candy? I'm

his stunt double.

Uncle Buck Lol.

It's all true.

Very Hard Change.

Very necessary Change.:pray:

Barefoot 01-24-2016 03:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1176578)
Very Hard Change.

Very necessary Change.:pray:
Good for you.

I am impressed

with your determination. :ho:

Nucky, keep up

the good work! :a040::pepper2::pepper2:

Greg Nelson 01-24-2016 07:14 AM
everything is eventual

dbussone 01-24-2016 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg Nelson (Post 1176612)
everything is eventual

A true statement.

Eventually everything is!

Taltarzac725 01-24-2016 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg Nelson (Post 1176612)
everything is eventual
Anything is possible.

RickeyD 01-24-2016 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1176650)
Anything is possible.
Possibilities are endless

What the mind

Can conceive

Man can achieve

tomwed 01-24-2016 11:54 AM
except for counting

Barefoot 01-24-2016 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1176730)
except for counting
Tom, counting sheep?

Nucky 01-24-2016 12:18 PM
I count Lobster's

Jumping a fence

Just like sheep.

Juice a Lobster?

RickeyD 01-24-2016 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176734)
Tom, counting sheep?

Tom, counting words

tomwed 01-24-2016 12:28 PM
Guilty, as charged.

RickeyD 01-24-2016 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1176746)
Guilty, as charged.
Caught, pants down

tomwed 01-24-2016 12:32 PM
maybe, counting crows?

Barefoot 01-24-2016 01:40 PM
As far as golf match goes, I have one word-----CHICKEN, cluck, cluck, cluck:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: As far as lobster goes, 4 words---pay up, YOU LOST!!!!:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:[/QUOTE]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eagle is obviously

suffering from lobster

dementia. There was

never a golf

match and there

will never be

a golf match! :boom:

A better idea -

a mahjong match?

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176775)
As far as golf match goes, I have one word-----CHICKEN, cluck, cluck, cluck:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: As far as lobster goes, 4 words---pay up, YOU LOST!!!!:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eagle is obviously

suffering from lobster

dementia. There was

never a golf

match and there

will never be

a golf match! :boom:

A better idea -

a mahjong match?[/QUOTE]

On what planet

is mahjong a

better idea than

golf? What is

mahjong anyway? Isn't

it some sort

of Hawaiian fish?????

Barefoot 01-24-2016 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176782)
----------------------------------------------------------
On what planet

is mahjong a

better idea than

golf? What is

mahjong anyway? Isn't

it some sort

of Hawaiian fish?????
On Planet Earth

mahjongg very popular,

especially in TV.

Mahjongg not Hawaiian

fish, that is

lobster. :doh: The fish

denied to you!

Because you LOST

the WS bet. :spoken::D:D:D

dbussone 01-24-2016 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176800)
On Planet Earth

mahjongg very popular,

especially in TV.

Mahjongg not Hawaiian

fish, that is

lobster. :doh: The fish

denied to you!

Because you LOST

the WS bet. :spoken::D:D:D

The LOST planet

When MahJongg is

Played by my

Lovely Mrs dbussone.

Hard to tell

If she has

Runaway from home

On winning streak

Or simply having

A great time.
----------------------
Oh, I am

Sorry. Who lost?

And prize was?

COLD WATER LOBSTAH.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1176830)
The LOST planet

Oh, I am

Sorry. Who lost?

And prize was?

COLD WATER LOBSTAH.
That one's easy

Barefoot lost bet

and the prize

was lobster dinner

Now I think

Barefoot had some

sort of diencephalic

seizure or possibly

a corpus callosum

injury which wiped

out both memory

and reality testing:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 01-24-2016 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176853)
That one's easy



Barefoot lost bet



and the prize



was lobster dinner



Now I think



Barefoot had some



sort of diencephalic



seizure or possibly



a corpus callosum



injury which wiped



out both memory



and reality testing:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Maybe her hypothalamus

Has lost its

Ability to thermoregulate

Her body temperature

Resulting in a

Loss of sense

For cold versus

Heat. In this

Can GE diagnose

A loss of

COLD WATER LOBSTAH?

Nucky 01-24-2016 04:55 PM
Jethro don't really

know dem words.

Diencephalic, Corpus Callosum.

I are dummmm.

Nucky 01-24-2016 04:56 PM
More very big

words are incoming.

I think I

got a problem

with that hippopotamus

thing dbussone mentioned.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1176860)
More very big

words are incoming.

I think I

got a problem

with that hippopotamus

thing dbussone mentioned.
Absolutely!! Incoming, DUCK!!!

What Db was

trying to say

Is that Barefoot's

pre-optic hypothalamic nucleus

as well as

parts of her

posterior hypothalamus are

not properly thermoregulating

thru her intermediate

length hypothalamic-brain

stem-spinal cord

loops so her

brain thinks she

won COLD water

lobster when she

LOST THE BET

All in all

better than a

case of Wucheriasis:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 01-24-2016 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176875)
Absolutely!! Incoming, DUCK!!!



What Db was



trying to say



Is that Barefoot's



pre-optic hypothalamic nucleus



as well as



parts of her



posterior hypothalamus are



not properly thermoregulating



thru her intermediate



length hypothalamic-brain



stem-spinal cord



loops so her



brain thinks she



won COLD water



lobster when she



LOST THE BET



All in all



better than a



case of Wucheriasis:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Exactly! Darn you

Are so good!

Bo, bis, bit

Bemus, bitus, bunt

Break through the

Line and block

That punt! An

Old football cheer

In your honor

From second year

Latin class. Touchdown!

dbussone 01-24-2016 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1176860)
More very big

words are incoming.

I think I

got a problem

with that hippopotamus

thing dbussone mentioned.

Nucky- no sweat.

I was conjugating

Latin verbs in

The perfect tense.

Just a teensy

Deal compared to

The weather you

Are dealing with.

Stay very safe

And very warm.

Please please please.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 06:03 PM
Sorry, couldn't resist

And I wanted

to meet Nucky's

expectations, especially since

he is COLD

and needs an

intact thermoregulatory system

dbussone 01-24-2016 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176884)
Sorry, couldn't resist



And I wanted



to meet Nucky's



expectations, especially since



he is COLD



and needs an



intact thermoregulatory system

I loved it!

Keep it up.

His homeostasis is

Important to his

Physiological ecology and

Hypothermia is his

Enemy right now.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 06:36 PM
"Physiological ecology"??? would

love to know

what that is:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 06:37 PM
but at least

it sounds good

Nucky 01-24-2016 07:09 PM
Cracking me up.

Physiological Ecology means.

Mental Heather maybe?:cold:

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 07:24 PM
Maybe it means

swimming ten miles

off shore to

save the whales

dbussone 01-24-2016 07:30 PM
Three Word Sentences
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176901)
"Physiological ecology"??? would



love to know



what that is:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

How organisms are

Physiologically related to

Their environments. True.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1176917)
How organisms are

Physiologically related to

Their environments. True.
Can students earn

a doctorate in

this field? Like

PhD in basketweaving?:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 01-24-2016 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176922)
Can students earn



a doctorate in



this field? Like



PhD in basketweaving?:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I hope not.

When it comes

To physiology the

Gold standard is

My late dear

Friend. Arthur Guyton.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 08:11 PM
now there is

a classic, RIP

dbussone 01-24-2016 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176932)
now there is



a classic, RIP

Truer words were

Never spoken. I spent

8 years in

JAX and got

To know Arthur

And his family

Very well. He

Gave me a

Personally autographed copy

Of his book.

I'm so fortunate

To have met

Him at all.

Barefoot 01-24-2016 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176853)
That one's easy

Barefoot lost bet

and the prize

was lobster dinner

Now I think

Barefoot had some

sort of diencephalic

seizure or possibly

a corpus callosum

injury which wiped

out both memory

and reality testing:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
You are hilarious. :jester:

And very creative. :ho:

And over imaginative. :loco:

AND TOTALLY WRONG! :doh:

Nucky 01-25-2016 12:06 AM
All of yous.

Are the bestest.


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