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Barefoot 03-09-2016 05:02 PM
A compromise
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1196360)
I have a

compromise. I won't

charge her for

five months interest:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
I also have

a compromise. If

Eagle mans up

and pays his

long overdue bet,

I won't sue

for emotional upset

and lobster deprivation. :a20::a20::a20:

golfing eagles 03-09-2016 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1196371)
I also have

a compromise. If

Eagle mans up

and pays his

long overdue bet,

I won't sue

for emotional upset

and lobster deprivation. :a20::a20::a20:

But then I'd

have to countersue

for "embarrassment", and

some idiotic jury

would award me

55 million dollars:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 03-09-2016 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1196376)
But then I'd

have to countersue

for "embarrassment", and

some idiotic jury

would award me

55 million dollars:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Lawyers' fees cost!!!

Taltarzac725 03-09-2016 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1196376)
But then I'd

have to countersue

for "embarrassment", and

some idiotic jury

would award me

55 million dollars:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Collecting from bankrupt. :boxing2::boxing2:

golfing eagles 03-09-2016 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1196385)
Collecting from bankrupt. :boxing2::boxing2:
I'd be willing

to collect it

all in lobsters:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 03-09-2016 05:52 PM
We ha niente.

We Habe nichts.

golfing eagles 03-09-2016 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1196400)
We ha niente.

"We" Habe nichts.
Aber Ich verstehe

das ist "unser":1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 03-09-2016 07:50 PM
Good job GE.

LOL Lobster Deprivation.

dbussone 03-09-2016 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1196461)
Good job GE.

LOL Lobster Deprivation.

Select grand jury.

Barefoot 03-09-2016 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1196376)
But then I'd

have to countersue

for "embarrassment", and

some idiotic jury

would award me

55 million dollars:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Then I'd have

to quickly cross

the border proving

once again that

you can't trust

a sneaky Canuck,

especially when lobster

tails are involved. :loco:

Barefoot 03-09-2016 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1196461)
Good job GE.

LOL Lobster Deprivation.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1196467)
Select grand jury.
Don't want Nucky

on Grand Jury.

Nucky is showing

lack of impartiality

by his comment:

"Good job GE". :duck:

Nucky 03-09-2016 11:46 PM
Barefoot your envelope

just showed by

way of Fedex.

I asked for

small bill's only.

Keep this PM

low please, thanks.

It's a little light$$.

Contributions accepted until

eight pm opening

day eve. Capiche???

Nucky 03-09-2016 11:52 PM
GE thanks for

the extra moolah$$

Your UPS envelope

got here first.

Correct color and

size. Thank You.

Our decision will

go to the

highest bidder only.

Contributions accepted until

eight pm opening

day eve. Capiche??

Nucky 03-10-2016 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1196467)
Select grand jury.
dbussone great idea

crafty, funny, wise

TOTV appointed and

anointed Kangaroo Court

Grand High Poobah.

You are the

final word on

Opening Day Eve.

I will collect

payoffs from litigants.

Tal court clerk

and acting underboss

and all around

good egg and

counsel to dbussone.

Barefoot 03-10-2016 12:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1196508)
Barefoot your envelope

just showed by

way of Fedex.

I asked for

small bill's only.

Keep this PM

low please, thanks.

It's a little light$$.

Contributions accepted until

eight pm opening

day eve. Capiche???
Capiche. Fed Exing

again! Larger bills

this time. You're

my man Nuckles.

golfing eagles 03-10-2016 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1196517)
Capiche. Fed Exing

again! Larger bills

this time. You're

my man Nuckles.
You made a

big mistake by

sending that funny

money Canadian currency:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 03-10-2016 08:40 AM
Atomic Lobster : Tim Dorsey : 9780060829704

Dorsey's Atomic Lobster! :bigbow:

Taltarzac725 03-10-2016 09:21 AM
That is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!!

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Giant lobster saved from the pot

dbussone 03-10-2016 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1196619)
That is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!!

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Giant lobster saved from the pot

That IS Huggggeeee!

Taltarzac725 03-10-2016 04:10 PM
Meet the Ancient Lobster-Spider | TIME.com


Lobster ancestors identified???

Nucky 03-10-2016 07:08 PM
Don't want to

hear any change

in the basket!

Let the payoffs

flow to the

Gulf Of Mexico.

Taltarzac725 03-10-2016 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1196998)
Don't want to

hear any change

in the basket!

Let the payoffs

flow to the

Gulf Of Mexico.
Have Lobster, Will Travel

Escape artist lobsters???

Taltarzac725 03-10-2016 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1197002)
Have Lobster, Will Travel

Escape artist lobsters???
Samuel Jackson quote?

tomwed 03-10-2016 08:16 PM
It was Palidinner.

Nucky 03-10-2016 09:26 PM
The missing link??

Barefoot 03-10-2016 10:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1196533)
You made a

big mistake by

sending that funny

money Canadian currency:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
You are right!

Canadian $ in

the toilet! Resending

U.S. Dollars!

golfing eagles 03-11-2016 04:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1197044)
You are right!

Canadian $ in

the toilet! Resending

U.S. Dollars!

Good idea, just

be sure to

save a few

dollars to buy

me MY LOBSTER!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 03-11-2016 07:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1197065)
Good idea, just

be sure to

save a few

dollars to buy

me MY LOBSTER!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
You're my lobster. Do Lobsters Mate for Life? : snopes.com

Taltarzac725 03-11-2016 07:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1197076)


Friends do it.

Taltarzac725 03-11-2016 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1197076)
You're my huckleberry.

Taltarzac725 03-11-2016 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1197353)
You're my huckleberry.


Tombstone serve lobster????

golfing eagles 03-11-2016 08:00 PM
Song du jour:

If everybody had

an ocean across

the USA, then

everybody be eating

lobster every day

I'm heating up

the steamer, the

butter I will

melt. Tell that

Barefoot I'm waiting

Lobster US A

Barefoot 03-11-2016 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1197065)
Good idea, just

be sure to

save a few

dollars to buy

me MY LOBSTER!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
No money in

my budget to

buy Eagle lobster! :ohdear:

Now if you'd

won WS bet,

plenty of lobster! :icon_hungry::mmmm:

Nucky 03-11-2016 09:02 PM
Grandmaster Golfing Eagles!

Very nice rap.

Barefoot, Monopoly Money?

What is this??

Taltarzac725 03-11-2016 10:05 PM
Tombstone Lobster 1890.

https://books.google.com/books?id=iS...obster&f=false

dbussone 03-11-2016 10:06 PM
It has been

Reported that Barefoot

Won the lottery

And has created

A lobster trust.

dbussone 03-11-2016 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1197409)
It has been

Reported that Barefoot

Won the lottery

And has created

A lobster trust.
And she does

Not TRUST GE.

Taltarzac725 03-12-2016 06:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1197423)
And she does

Not TRUST GE.
Design Details

Whoa, Nelly, whoa. :22yikes:

Taltarzac725 03-12-2016 09:30 AM
Everything You Wanted to Know About Lobster But Were...
 
...Afraid to Ask.

dbussone 03-12-2016 08:55 PM
Let's let Barefoot

Weigh in on

This. Where's Bare?


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