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dbussone 06-01-2016 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234528)
Labor of Love.



Probably Two More



days of packing.



Shredding party over.



Children from Mrs.



Nucky business called



last night. A



real tear jerker.



Business is closed.



Final inspections on



our home happening.



Enough already. :ohdear: We



could sleep for



a month. Finally



it is REAL.



What is real?

Is reality real?

Are you real?

I'm really real!

So is TV.

Come on down.


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golfing eagles 06-01-2016 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234454)
Rough day on

TOTV today. Many

men going thru

the dreaded womenopause.

In the immortal

words of Archie

Bunker I'm gonna

give you fifteen

minutes to change. :popcorn:


I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Lasting long time. :popcorn::popcorn:

dbussone 06-01-2016 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru



lobsterpause, a medical



condition arising from



a lack of



lobster being delivered



by the LOSER



of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:



A dangerous condition

If not treated

On timely basis



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dbussone 06-01-2016 09:13 AM

Three Word Sentences
 
If you look

Up lobster in

Wikipedia, you'll see

An emaciated GE.

:aka: lobster wasting disease


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Nucky 06-01-2016 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I feel like

Ed McMahon I'll

keep setting up

the jokes and

you knock em

out of the park.

I love it! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Mrs. Nucky very

sick since friday.

It's always something.

Made her chicken

soup. It almost

did her in.

Not to good. :mmmm:barfbarfbarf

Nucky 06-01-2016 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1234547)
What is real?

Is reality real?

Are you real?

I'm really real!

So is TV.

Come on down.


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Reality is just

a real hallucination. :popcorn:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234633)
Reality is just

a real hallucination. :popcorn:

I eat lobster...

...therefore, I am!!!

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Barefoot 06-01-2016 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234568)
I'm going thru

lobsterpause, a medical

condition arising from

a lack of

lobster being delivered

by the LOSER

of NLCS bet

Or perhaps you're

going through sanitypause,

obviously a condition

that makes Eagles

who have lost

bets claim they

have won them!!
:boxing2:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1234726)
Or perhaps you're

going through sanitypause,

obviously a condition

that makes Eagles

who have lost

bets claim they

have won them!!
:boxing2:

Sanitypause, Barefoot-- funny.

Many accused me

of that for

years and years.

They had reason

though as usual.

Personal interest-- theirs'!!!

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1234728)
Sanitypause, Barefoot-- funny.

Many accused me

of that for

years and years.

They had reason

though as usual.

Personal interest-- theirs'!!!

The Force is...

...with me now. :a040::coolsmiley::spoken:

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Or, at least...

...appears to be.

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golfing eagles 06-01-2016 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1234726)
Or perhaps you're

going through sanitypause,

obviously a condition

that makes Eagles

who have lost

bets claim they

have won them!!
:boxing2:


I don't think

so. It's a

well known medical

FACT that "sanitypause"

requires 2 X

chromosomes and therefore

only you could

have developed it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234815)
I don't think

so. It's a

well known medical

FACT that "sanitypause"

requires 2 X

chromosomes and therefore

only you could

have developed it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

That was has...

...been used as...

...well to discredit...

...female do-gooders.

golfing eagles 06-01-2016 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1234819)
That was has...

...been used as...

...well to discredit...

...female do-gooders.


True, but doesn't

apply to those

that create lobster

deficiency by failing

to pay bets:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 06-01-2016 09:08 PM

Oh my. Just

got home from

the Goodbye Tour. :a040:

Many tears shed

but not by

me. No Way! :BigApplause:

I'm happier than

a clam at

the highest tide! :a040::a040:

Taltarzac725 06-01-2016 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1234933)
Oh my. Just

got home from

the Goodbye Tour. :a040:

Many tears shed

but not by

me. No Way! :BigApplause:

I'm happier than

a clam at

the highest tide! :a040::a040:

Florida bound soon. :coolsmiley::icon_wink::popcorn:

Barefoot 06-01-2016 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234883)
True, but doesn't

apply to those

that create lobster

deficiency by failing

to pay bets.

We agree! There

is a lobster

deficiency caused by

a failure to

pay a bet.

YOU LOST BET!

The Mets did

NOT win WS. :popcorn:

golfing eagles 06-01-2016 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1234957)
We agree! There

is a lobster

deficiency caused by

a failure to

pay a bet.

YOU LOST BET!

The Mets did

NOT win WS. :popcorn:


We agree, the

Mets did not

win the WS.

But since we

bet on the

NCLS and NOT

the WS, you

LOST, and therefore

your post has

arrived LOBSTER DUE:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-02-2016 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234959)
We agree, the

Mets did not

win the WS.

But since we

bet on the

NCLS and NOT

the WS, you

LOST, and therefore

your post has

arrived LOBSTER DUE:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

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Taltarzac725 06-02-2016 11:57 AM

Here comes lobster!!!! :thumbup:



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golfing eagles 06-02-2016 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1235002)


Hardly!!! This isn't

a feud, more

like playful chiding

If I wanted

a feud, I'd

bring in Trump

as a ghostwriter:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 06-02-2016 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235271)
Hardly!!! This isn't

a feud, more

like playful chiding

If I wanted

a feud, I'd

bring in Trump

as a ghostwriter:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

If you wanted

to give nightmares

to people you

just change the

political character to

the one they

use to cure

all nocturnal emissions! :censored:

Are we going

to the mattresses? :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-02-2016 03:31 PM

Lobsterfields and LobsterCoys???

:cryin2::highfive::thumbup:

Barefoot 06-02-2016 03:49 PM

http://www.maketowelanimals.com/wp-c...11/lobster.jpg

Eagle may want

to make himself

a towel lobster. :a20::a20::a20:

Barefoot 06-02-2016 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1234959)
We agree, the

Mets did not

win the WS.

But since we

bet on the

NCLS and NOT

the WS, you

LOST, and therefore

your post has

arrived LOBSTER DUE

What does Norwegian

Cruise Lines have

to do with

our bet on

the World Series?
:confused:

golfing eagles 06-02-2016 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1235334)
What does Norwegian

Cruise Lines have

to do with

our bet on

the World Series?
:confused:

It would be

a non sequitur

since we did

not have bet

on World Serieschiloutchiloutchilout

golfing eagles 06-02-2016 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1235327)
http://www.maketowelanimals.com/wp-c...11/lobster.jpg

Eagle may want

to make himself

a towel lobster. :a20::a20::a20:

Probably the only

lobster I'll be

getting from you:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

golfing eagles 06-02-2016 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1235283)
If you wanted

to give nightmares

to people you

just change the

political character to

the one they

use to cure

all nocturnal emissions! :censored:

Are we going

to the mattresses? :1rotfl:


I prefer to

not give her

a second thoughtbarfbarfbarf

Barefoot 06-02-2016 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235364)
Probably the only

lobster I'll be

getting from you

Yup, gotta win

a bet before
you get lobster! :posting:

Barefoot 06-02-2016 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235366)
I prefer to

not give her

a second thought

:BigApplause:

Barefoot 06-02-2016 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235363)
It would be

a non sequitur

since we did

not have bet

on World Series

I was betting

on World Series!

Anything less is

waste of time.
:thumbup:

Barefoot 06-02-2016 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235363)
It would be

a non sequitur

Is that an

island off the

coast of Maine?

golfing eagles 06-02-2016 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1235371)
I was betting

on World Series!

Anything less is

waste of time.
:thumbup:


In that case

you were betting

with yourself, which

is a sure

way to win:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:

golfing eagles 06-02-2016 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1235372)
Is that an

island off the

coast of Maine?

I think it

may be in

the Greek Archipeligo:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-02-2016 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235395)
I think it

may be in

the Greek Archipeligo:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

But lobster follows.... Latin Word Study Tool

Nucky 06-02-2016 06:41 PM

Ah back to

normal. You prefer

not to mention

who. No names

were mentioned at

all. Just the

way I like. :thumbup::highfive:

Nucky 06-02-2016 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1235364)
Probably the only

lobster I'll be

getting from you:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

You gotta admit

that took some

real talent. Couldn't

do that myself.

Would have died

laughing! Good Job!:eclipsee_gold_cup:

Lobster Ingenuity Award. :BigApplause:

Taltarzac725 06-03-2016 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1235422)
You gotta admit

that took some

real talent. Couldn't

do that myself.

Would have died

laughing! Good Job!:eclipsee_gold_cup:

Lobster Ingenuity Award. :BigApplause:

Towel on toilet. :BigApplause::read::posting: https://www.talkofthevillages.com/fo...861-post1.html

Nucky 06-03-2016 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1235503)
Towel on toilet. :BigApplause::read::posting: https://www.talkofthevillages.com/fo...861-post1.html

What a memory.

One person did

cool towel trick

while the other

clipped your jewelry.

It is cool.

We need Barefoot

to bring some

sensitivity to this

Enchanted Lobster Hunt.

One more week

from today I'll

be on the

way to TV

to make towel

animals. Maybe not

where is the

closest Blackjack Table??

Poppa Needs A

New Pair Of

Shoes. God Forbid. :posting:

Taltarzac725 06-03-2016 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1235521)
What a memory.

One person did

cool towel trick

while the other

clipped your jewelry.

It is cool.

We need Barefoot

to bring some

sensitivity to this

Enchanted Lobster Hunt.

One more week

from today I'll

be on the

way to TV

to make towel

animals. Maybe not

where is the

closest Blackjack Table??

Poppa Needs A

New Pair Of

Shoes. God Forbid. :posting:

Probably here Nucky. Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tampa

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