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dbussone 01-16-2016 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1172456)
Lobster with eight

legs is missing

from my winning

bet, that is

simply the dregs:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Dregs? Says he.

Where is she?

Who keepeth lobster

From the Golfer.

Is it earned?

Bare sayeth no!

So Golfer plots

Lobster to go.

His winning bet

Is no more

The losing challenge

Makes him sore. ::big:applause::

(thank you, thank you very much)

Taltarzac725 01-16-2016 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1172481)
Dregs? Says he.

Where is she?

Who keepeth lobster

From the Golfer.

Is it earned?

Bare sayeth no!

So Golfer plots

Lobster to go.

His winning bet

Is no more

The losing challenge

Makes him sore. ::big:applause::

(thank you, thank you very much)
Sore lobster loser??

dbussone 01-16-2016 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1172525)
Sore lobster loser??

Or more like

Sore losing lobsters.

Taltarzac725 01-16-2016 10:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1172644)
Or more like

Sore losing lobsters.
Lobster a go-go?

dbussone 01-16-2016 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1172646)
Lobster a go-go?

Lobster gone gone.

Barefoot 01-16-2016 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1172448)
Lobsters from the

FOOT that is

BARE, never seem

to show up

I think she

just doesn't care
Much talk about

lobsters, poetry too.

Eagle loses bet!

What a cotton-

headed ninny muggins.

(Whoops, doesn't rhyme). :22yikes:

Taltarzac725 01-16-2016 11:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1172665)
Much talk about

lobsters, poetry too.

Eagle loses bet!

What a cotton-

headed ninny muggins.

(Whoops, doesn't rhyme). :22yikes:
Muggles' mystery mittens?

golfing eagles 01-17-2016 01:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1172665)
Much talk about

lobsters, poetry too.

Eagle loses bet!

What a cotton-

headed ninny muggins.

(Whoops, doesn't rhyme). :22yikes:
been called worse:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

where's my lobster???:icon_hungry::icon_hungry::icon_hungry:

Nucky 01-17-2016 07:37 AM
I respect commitment.

Collection efforts not

bearing any fruit.

Wanna bear fruit?

Better Call Vito.

Wanna bear Lobster?

Definitely call Rocco.

Rocco and Vito

are rough may

call the target

a Cotton Tailed

Ninny Muggins Head.

Thats An Original.

Or possibly worse.

Chicken Livered Sissy.

:22yikes:

Taltarzac725 01-17-2016 07:55 AM
Where's my mitten!!

Taltarzac725 01-17-2016 07:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1172736)
Where's my mitten!!
Lobster ate it!

Nucky 01-17-2016 10:46 AM
Day 16 today

Of Juicing Program.

30 day Limit.

This is great.

32 pounds GONE.

Ultrasound on heart

found #35 elbow

Macaroni and remnants

of Big Mac.

Gotta shape up. :mmmm:

Have another Juice.

golfing eagles 01-17-2016 10:59 AM
Big Mac CAD

a national problem

supports local cardiologists

keeps lots of

cath labs open

graciegirl 01-17-2016 11:36 AM
Slamming the door!


It's crazy out there!


On that forum.

golfing eagles 01-17-2016 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1172964)
Slamming the door!


It's crazy out there!


On that forum.
3 word violation

15 yards and

loss of down:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


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