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Nucky 01-20-2016 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1174939)
just about anything

is fair game

for a joke

BUT NOT GOLF:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
A funny guy.

A funnier Barefoot.

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

golfing eagles 01-20-2016 11:53 AM
Coastal snowstorms suck

Double whammy sucks

shoveling snow sucks

blowing snow sucks

not blowing snow

without snowblower sucks

frigid cold sucks

but still remember

life is good

wherever you are

golfing eagles 01-20-2016 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1174944)
A funny guy.

A funnier Barefoot.

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Barefoot is just

plain old CHICKEN

I'd give her

lots of shots

If Jordan Spieth

gave me what

I'd give her

I'd beat him

every single time!!!

Taltarzac725 01-20-2016 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1174951)
Barefoot is just

plain old CHICKEN

I'd give her

lots of shots

If Jordan Spieth

gave me what

I'd give her

I'd beat him

every single time!!!
Barefoot needs caddy.

Jordan Spieth perhaps?

Nucky 01-20-2016 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1174947)
Coastal snowstorms suck

Double whammy sucks

shoveling snow sucks

blowing snow sucks

not blowing snow

without snowblower sucks

frigid cold sucks

but still remember

life is good

wherever you are
Guy I sold

snowblower to has

offered to come

over and take

care of us.

You are Rite.

Life is good.

We should be

moving to Florida

just as the

weather gets set

to INFERNO mode.
:cus:

Taltarzac725 01-20-2016 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1174966)
Guy I sold

snowblower to has

offered to come

over and take

care of us.

You are Rite.

Life is good.

We should be

moving to Florida

just as the

weather gets set

to INFERNO mode.
:cus:
Pools are nice.

Nucky 01-20-2016 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1175084)
Pools are nice.
Two word sentence

Pool="Ball Buster".:throwtomatoes::cryin2:

Barefoot 01-20-2016 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1174951)
Barefoot is just

plain old CHICKEN

I'd give her

lots of shots

If Jordan Spieth

gave me what

I'd give her

I'd beat him

every single time!!!
(Making squawking noises).

Yes, Barefoot is

chicken. There aren't enough

shots in the world

to make a

lobster bet dependant

on my golf! :ohdear:

How about mahjongg?? :confused:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1174953)
Barefoot needs caddy.

Jordan Spieth perhaps?
I'd definitely start

golfing if Jordan

Spieth would caddy!

Taltarzac725 01-20-2016 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1175086)
Two word sentence

Pool="Ball Buster".:throwtomatoes::cryin2:
Other ball busters!!

dbussone 01-20-2016 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1174939)
just about anything



is fair game



for a joke



BUT NOT GOLF:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

In The Villages,

Golf may be

The biggest joke!

dbussone 01-20-2016 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1175101)
(Making squawking noises).

Yes, Barefoot is

chicken. There aren't enough

shots in the world

to make a

lobster bet dependant

on my golf! :ohdear:

How about mahjongg?? :confused:



I'd definitely start

golfing if Jordan

Spieth would caddy!

4 word penalty

Loss of down

10 yard penalty.

Taltarzac725 01-20-2016 09:41 PM
Lobster Arrabbiata : Recipes : Cooking Channel

Lobster Arrabbiata, prego!

Nucky 01-20-2016 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1175101)
(Making squawking noises).

Yes, Barefoot is

chicken. There aren't enough

shots in the world

to make a

lobster bet dependant

on my golf! :ohdear:

How about mahjongg?? :confused:



I'd definitely start

golfing if Jordan

Spieth would caddy!
Sorry flagrant foul.

Fifteen yard penalty.

No challenge allowed.

Three Word Violation.

:cold::wave:

Barefoot 01-21-2016 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1175113)
4 word penalty.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1175173)
Sorry flagrant foul.
Three Word Violation.
Whoops! I apologize.

Glad to see

word police out. :police:

I'll punish myself.

I'll go sit

in the corner! :doh:

golfing eagles 01-21-2016 06:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1175202)
Whoops! I apologize.

Glad to see

word police out. :police:

I'll punish myself.

I'll go sit

in the corner! :doh:
Better yet, go

to fish market

and buy LOBSTER:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

second choice: take

some golf lessons

you'll need them!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


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