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Barefoot 01-24-2016 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1176730)
except for counting
Tom, counting sheep?

Nucky 01-24-2016 12:18 PM
I count Lobster's

Jumping a fence

Just like sheep.

Juice a Lobster?

RickeyD 01-24-2016 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176734)
Tom, counting sheep?

Tom, counting words

tomwed 01-24-2016 12:28 PM
Guilty, as charged.

RickeyD 01-24-2016 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1176746)
Guilty, as charged.
Caught, pants down

tomwed 01-24-2016 12:32 PM
maybe, counting crows?

Barefoot 01-24-2016 01:40 PM
As far as golf match goes, I have one word-----CHICKEN, cluck, cluck, cluck:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: As far as lobster goes, 4 words---pay up, YOU LOST!!!!:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:[/QUOTE]
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Eagle is obviously

suffering from lobster

dementia. There was

never a golf

match and there

will never be

a golf match! :boom:

A better idea -

a mahjong match?

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176775)
As far as golf match goes, I have one word-----CHICKEN, cluck, cluck, cluck:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: As far as lobster goes, 4 words---pay up, YOU LOST!!!!:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:
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Eagle is obviously

suffering from lobster

dementia. There was

never a golf

match and there

will never be

a golf match! :boom:

A better idea -

a mahjong match?[/QUOTE]

On what planet

is mahjong a

better idea than

golf? What is

mahjong anyway? Isn't

it some sort

of Hawaiian fish?????

Barefoot 01-24-2016 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176782)
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On what planet

is mahjong a

better idea than

golf? What is

mahjong anyway? Isn't

it some sort

of Hawaiian fish?????
On Planet Earth

mahjongg very popular,

especially in TV.

Mahjongg not Hawaiian

fish, that is

lobster. :doh: The fish

denied to you!

Because you LOST

the WS bet. :spoken::D:D:D

dbussone 01-24-2016 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1176800)
On Planet Earth

mahjongg very popular,

especially in TV.

Mahjongg not Hawaiian

fish, that is

lobster. :doh: The fish

denied to you!

Because you LOST

the WS bet. :spoken::D:D:D

The LOST planet

When MahJongg is

Played by my

Lovely Mrs dbussone.

Hard to tell

If she has

Runaway from home

On winning streak

Or simply having

A great time.
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Oh, I am

Sorry. Who lost?

And prize was?

COLD WATER LOBSTAH.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1176830)
The LOST planet

Oh, I am

Sorry. Who lost?

And prize was?

COLD WATER LOBSTAH.
That one's easy

Barefoot lost bet

and the prize

was lobster dinner

Now I think

Barefoot had some

sort of diencephalic

seizure or possibly

a corpus callosum

injury which wiped

out both memory

and reality testing:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

dbussone 01-24-2016 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1176853)
That one's easy



Barefoot lost bet



and the prize



was lobster dinner



Now I think



Barefoot had some



sort of diencephalic



seizure or possibly



a corpus callosum



injury which wiped



out both memory



and reality testing:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Maybe her hypothalamus

Has lost its

Ability to thermoregulate

Her body temperature

Resulting in a

Loss of sense

For cold versus

Heat. In this

Can GE diagnose

A loss of

COLD WATER LOBSTAH?

Nucky 01-24-2016 04:55 PM
Jethro don't really

know dem words.

Diencephalic, Corpus Callosum.

I are dummmm.

Nucky 01-24-2016 04:56 PM
More very big

words are incoming.

I think I

got a problem

with that hippopotamus

thing dbussone mentioned.

golfing eagles 01-24-2016 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1176860)
More very big

words are incoming.

I think I

got a problem

with that hippopotamus

thing dbussone mentioned.
Absolutely!! Incoming, DUCK!!!

What Db was

trying to say

Is that Barefoot's

pre-optic hypothalamic nucleus

as well as

parts of her

posterior hypothalamus are

not properly thermoregulating

thru her intermediate

length hypothalamic-brain

stem-spinal cord

loops so her

brain thinks she

won COLD water

lobster when she

LOST THE BET

All in all

better than a

case of Wucheriasis:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


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