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Old 07-11-2017, 03:46 PM
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Want Tacos delivered?

Is it emergency?

If so, dial:

Nine Juan Juan!



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Old 07-11-2017, 03:58 PM
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Nine Juan Juan!



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Juan Two Three!
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Mrs. Polar Bear

has uncovered a

Lobster Gangster who

possibly vacations half

of the year

in the Bosom

of The Villages.

Yes our own

Sweet Polly PureBread

From the Lascivious

Lady Lobster Lovers

Gang, Lady Lake.
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Old 07-12-2017, 02:05 PM
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Check out the

post Okay..who

did it?!? Barefoot?
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:10 PM
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Whimpy whippersnapper???? Such

harsh language, how

did it ever

get past the

network profanity censors???

But then I

realized that term

must be Canada-speak

for "I know

GE won the

bet, I know

BF lost the

bet, I know

he is quicker

and wittier than

I, so I

have nothing left

to offer but

to call him

a lame name

Oh, and to

deliver his lobster!

BTW, there is

no "h" in

the word "wimpy"

Yhou've ohutdone yhourself.
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Duck for supper.
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Duck isn't lobster.
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Tastes like chicken.
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Tastes like chicken.
Chicken tastes like???
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Tastes like chicken.


Tastes like duck!


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Old 07-13-2017, 10:22 AM
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Can I play??
Let the bosses

know I sent

you to this

thread please. I

get a free

Two Pound Lobster

on all referrals.
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Chicken tastes like???
Everybody knows that

Wabbits taste like

Chicken. Bug's Bunny

says it's so!
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