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Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've just about got that fixed."

Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."

Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"

Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."

Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"

Stevie: "Well, I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger.

"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lay down in front of the hole and
call to me with his head on the ground and I just putt the ball towards his voice."


Tiger: "What's your handicap?"


Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."


Woods, totally amazed, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."


Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?"


Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that. Okay, I'm up for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?"



Stevie: "Pick a night."