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Old 03-22-2020, 12:31 PM
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The Daily Sun should print an edition or section with no ink! LOL
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And those huge magnolia leaves are starting to look VERY appealing! LOL
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Old 03-22-2020, 12:37 PM
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Like old days...real old days!
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While I think you are just being funny... You obviously are not the first to think of this. And it has already been done

Coronavirus-induced shortage of toilet paper prompts Australian newspaper to print extra blank pages - pennlive.com
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Resourcefulness is the key to survival in desperate times. As the Queen would say, "Keep Calm and Carry On"
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Just go to CVS and save your receipt for use as TP. That place prints out the worlds longest receipts.
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Resourcefulness is the key to survival in desperate times. As the Queen would say, "Keep Calm and Carry On"
God bless the Queen, she seems to be doing pretty well on keeping alive Herself. How old is she, 93?
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Yeppers, and Prince Philip is 98
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Well played Karostay!
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Imagine that!

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While I think you are just being funny... You obviously are not the first to think of this. And it has already been done

Coronavirus-induced shortage of toilet paper prompts Australian newspaper to print extra blank pages - pennlive.com
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God bless the Queen, she seems to be doing pretty well on keeping alive Herself. How old is she, 93?
She, and the Duke are tough old birds.
As far a I am concerned, the monarchy ends when when the Queen goes.
Charles is a waste of space, and I have no time for the rest of them, although I would support Anne if she made a claim to the throne.
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I notice a run on coffee filters at Publix.
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I notice a run on coffee filters at Publix.
Another good use for blank news print?
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Don't miss those Sears and Roebuck catalogs now!
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The Daily Sun should print an edition or section with no ink! LOL
Premise: 14-Day Quarantine & Toilet Paper Requirement

A case of Costco toilet paper contains 30 rolls
Each roll has 425 sheets of toilet paper
A case contains 12,750 sheets

Allowing 20 sheets of toilet paper per $hit during a 14-day quarantine
There are 637.5 $hit$ per case of toilet paper
Or that is 45.5 $hit$ per day for 14-days

So, if a family of 4 buys 4-cases of toilet paper from Costco to last them 14-days using 20-sheets per $hit$ they would need to $hit 182 times each day in order to use all the toilet paper they purchased.

Let’s hope a virus that causes real bad diarrhea does not hit..then all the idiots will by up al the nasal sprays and cough suppressants

Let’s just calm down a little . . . . .
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