[chuck90199]

An elderly man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive exotic automobile. The owner leaps out and shouts at the old man, "Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp."

The elderly man replies, "Hold on buddy. I don't have ten-thousand dollars, but let me call my son. He trains dolphins."

The old man dials his cell phone and the exotic car owner yanks the phone out of his hand and says, "So you train dolphins. Well your old man just smashed into and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I'll beat the hell out of you and him!"

The son answers, "Okay, give me 15 minutes and I'll be there."

In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep. Ten men jump out and beat the heck out of the expensive car owner.

Meanwhile, the son walks over to his father and says, "Dad... I've told you. I train Navy Seals, not dolphins."

[JMintzer]