[mak44070]

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the
address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned...but I
forgot your birthday."


"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to
death before I admit that I'm hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

[LI SNOWBIRD]

Originally Posted by mak44070

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the
address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned...but I
forgot your birthday."


"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to
death before I admit that I'm hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

i agree! But would like to ad that ment cannot see dust and have refrigerator blindness.