A very tired blonde female nurse walks into a Villages' bank on April 10, 2020....

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Old 04-11-2020, 01:59 PM
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to fill out a deposit and sign her check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

“Well, that’s great….that’s just great……….some asshole’s got my pen!”
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Old 04-11-2020, 03:28 PM
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The best laugh of the day!!!!
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Old 04-11-2020, 03:36 PM
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Now that’s funny!
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That is a hoot!
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