[Happy62]

Who Knew???


1. To remove a bandage painlessly,

saturatethe bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.
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2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
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3. To clean your eyeglasses,





simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.


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4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.


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5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.


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6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.


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7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.


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8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka

and spray bees or wasps to kill them.


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9 Pour one-half cup vodka
and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag

and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.


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10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,

fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.


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11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth

to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.


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12. To cure foot odor,

wash your feet with vodka.


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13 Vodka will disinfect

and alleviate a jellyfish sting.


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14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy

to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.


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15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


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And silly me!
I've only been drinking the stuff.
Marsha

Vodka cures sobriety. :joke: