[REDCART]

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said
to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

She's such a b_ch!

[golfnut]

This was a friend???? Wonder what you're enemy would have done.