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Old 01-29-2008, 04:22 PM
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Default WalMart Doctor

Wal-Mart has everything!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what 's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5.And if you don't stop :edit:, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. The Villages Florida






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Old 01-29-2008, 05:10 PM
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A little too much information, Donna. :joke:
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Old 01-30-2008, 12:17 AM
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Cute.
There is a real Doctor at the Walmart on Colonial in Orlando.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:38 AM
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Good one Donna!
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:50 AM
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Donna, Loved the joke but can you imagine the humility required to be a doctor at WalMart? Just the ribbing from your peers would push you over the edge.
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