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Rodneysblue 11-09-2022 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2155719)
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandmother did... instead of screaming and yelling like the passengers in her car.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Richard Tahara 11-10-2022 05:07 AM

What NDE (Near Death Experiences) tell or can comfort us
 
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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2155719)
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandmother did... instead of screaming and yelling like the passengers in her car.

If you read one or more of the many books written by people who have had an out of the body near death experience, you will find certain consistencies. One deals with our actual death. They reassure us that though the body may experience pain at death we won't. They also reassure us that we will not be alone.

CFrance 11-10-2022 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard Tahara (Post 2156320)
If you read one or more of the many books written by people who have had an out of the body near death experience, you will find certain consistencies. One deals with our actual death. They reassure us that though the body may experience pain at death we won't. They also reassure us that we will not be alone.

Well, that kinda burst the laughter outta my balloon...

jimbomaybe 11-10-2022 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard Tahara (Post 2156320)
If you read one or more of the many books written by people who have had an out of the body near death experience, you will find certain consistencies. One deals with our actual death. They reassure us that though the body may experience pain at death we won't. They also reassure us that we will not be alone.

I guess I am just a cynic , I'll wait to hear from somebody who died last week and returns to tell about it

Gator_Girl 11-11-2022 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2155719)
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandmother did... instead of screaming and yelling like the passengers in her car.

Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

Bogie Shooter 11-11-2022 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard Tahara (Post 2156320)
If you read one or more of the many books written by people who have had an out of the body near death experience, you will find certain consistencies. One deals with our actual death. They reassure us that though the body may experience pain at death we won't. They also reassure us that we will not be alone.

There’s gotta be a different thread for this type of post…………

golfnut 11-12-2022 04:10 PM

Seems to me if she was feeling tired she shouldn't have been driving.

chrissy2231 11-12-2022 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard Tahara (Post 2156320)
If you read one or more of the many books written by people who have had an out of the body near death experience, you will find certain consistencies. One deals with our actual death. They reassure us that though the body may experience pain at death we won't. They also reassure us that we will not be alone.

The "ACTUAL" moment of death is peaceful. It's birth that is painful. After living in a warm, wet house for 9 months, you are forcefully pushed out into a much too bright, noisy room, then spanked...eew!

Ecuadog 11-12-2022 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by golfnut (Post 2157165)
Seems to me if she was feeling tired she shouldn't have been driving.

“Granny,” I said, “you look mighty sleepy to me. Please don’t drive up the mountain tonight.”

But, did she listen to me? Noooo. She and some gals from the quilting club, jumped in her ‘58 Buick and sped off toward Dead Man’s Curve.

Dead Man's Curve... it's no place to play.

Dead Man's Curve... you best keep away.

CFrance 11-12-2022 06:07 PM

And let's take a lighthearted, amusing moment and turn it upside down. It saddens me when people with no sense of humor impose their lack of it on others.
Thanks for the laugh, Ecuadog.

fdpaq0580 11-12-2022 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard Tahara (Post 2156320)
They also reassure us that we will not be alone.

Good reason to move to a deserted island. If you are alone you live forever, if you call that living.

Two Bills 11-13-2022 03:54 AM

My perfect exit, would be at the age of 95, owing a huge amount of money to Bank and Tax collector, and shot to death by my neighbor when caught making love to his 24 year old wife.

fdpaq0580 11-13-2022 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2157215)
My perfect exit, would be at the age of 95, owing a huge amount of money to Bank and Tax collector, and shot to death by my neighbor when caught making love to his 24 year old wife.

95 he and 24 she? Why waste the bullet? Just stand by and watch as your heart explodes before you reach the finish line.


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