[GrumpyOldMan]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

[JohnN]

and 40% of us still don't believe the chicken crossed the road

[GrumpyOldMan]

Originally Posted by JohnN

and 40% of us still don't believe the chicken crossed the road

[Stu from NYC]

Very funny

[Taltarzac725]

Crazy Chicken Crosses Road To Be on Live TV - YouTube

The chicken crossed the road to be on live TV!

[GrumpyOldMan]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Crazy Chicken Crosses Road To Be on Live TV - YouTube

The chicken crossed the road to be on live TV!

[Mrprez]

Did the chicken poop in the road while crossing?

[GrumpyOldMan]

Originally Posted by Mrprez

Did the chicken poop in the road while crossing?

I hope the farmer picked it up! And didn't deposit it in the trash at the postal station.

[Bjeanj]

Sent this to my sibs and they loved it. Thanks.

[Seamus6]

Are we sure it was a chicken?
Perhaps it was a Guinea hen or a squab?

[GrumpyOldMan]

Originally Posted by Seamus6

Are we sure it was a chicken?
Perhaps it was a Guinea hen or a squab?

Or even worse, what if the chicken was genetically modified to cross roads!

[Seamus6]

Originally Posted by GrumpyOldMan

Or even worse, what if the chicken was genetically modified to cross roads!

Oh my God!
The chicken could be under the control of a foreign government like the Manchurian Candidate!

[OrangeBlossomBaby]

Buddha: there is no chicken. There is only infinite oneness.
Nietzsche: there is no chicken. It is dead.
Keirkegaard: chickens are the manifestation of god's will in fried existence of truth.
Shakespeare: Hath yon flying creature thus offendeth thy mind? Thy heart? Verily I say, thou must pluck feathers of the cockerel lest it sail southward unto the depths of fair Juliet's soul!
Bing Crosby: chickens, got feathers over their skin, buh buh buh buh
Emerson Lake and Palmer: Chick crossed the highway, to get to its father. Its feathers a-flutter, from raising another. Ooooh what a lucky chick, he was!

[GrumpyOldMan]

Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby

Buddha: there is no chicken. There is only infinite oneness.
Nietzsche: there is no chicken. It is dead.
Keirkegaard: chickens are the manifestation of god's will in fried existence of truth.
Shakespeare: Hath yon flying creature thus offendeth thy mind? Thy heart? Verily I say, thou must pluck feathers of the cockerel lest it sail southward unto the depths of fair Juliet's soul!
Bing Crosby: chickens, got feathers over their skin, buh buh buh buh
Emerson Lake and Palmer: Chick crossed the highway, to get to its father. Its feathers a-flutter, from raising another. Ooooh what a lucky chick, he was!

[CFrance]

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?