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Why did the dead hare cross the road?

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Old 04-15-2017, 12:41 PM
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car
and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves
again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again
and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..

"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!! !
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Old 04-15-2017, 02:01 PM
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Atta boy Tal! Keep 'em coming.
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Old 04-15-2017, 02:03 PM
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good story thank you
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Old 04-15-2017, 02:04 PM
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Quite a hair razing experience, I'd say.
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Old 04-15-2017, 02:28 PM
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good one.
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Old 04-15-2017, 02:33 PM
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You got me on that one, Tal. Had no idea where that was going........good one! Thanks for sharing and Happy Easter to you as well.
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