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Old 06-08-2020, 03:22 AM
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From the best investigative new site on Earth....

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman - YouTube
Old 06-08-2020, 04:13 AM
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Speaking on behalf of the SOMWHGFAOBNOH (Smelly old men with hair growing from all orofices but not on head ) Union.
We think the spokes lady has a very nice pair of ***s!
Old 06-08-2020, 05:35 AM
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The AGU would make very nice arm candy
Old 06-08-2020, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by MorTech View Post
From the best investigative new site on Earth....

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman - YouTube

Really there's an AGU??? what a joke

the gals in the background all looked like a bunch of 'pouty' self-centered jerks
Old 06-08-2020, 10:39 AM
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Thank you, MorTech. This is the first time in weeks I have smiled at a TOTV post. In fact, I have almost stopped looking — almost. Anyway, thanks.

Luv The Onion.

Gotta luv the Ted Baxter-esque demeanor of the “anchor.”

When I married (still happily), I had to step down from my position as president of the ABLU. (Attractive Boomer Ladies Union)

But I now chair the ABLU Advisory Committee.

The ABLU has certain rules and regs that will never change.

# 1 Rule: Members of the ABLU never settle — as in gotta have a man — any man. (shudder)

Other Rules:

ABLU members know that the most attractive part of a man is what’s between his ears — and that has nothing to do with hair.

ABLU members have made their own money and know how to manage it.

ABLU members never “loan” money to a “boyfriend,” nor do they co-sign anything.

ABLU members know that a committed relationship must be a partnership — a partnership in which each partner gives 100%.

ABLU members know that if they do give a guy a chance and he takes her out to dinner and then he treats the server shabbily, he does not get a second chance.

ABLU members like to be brought coffee in the morning, and to be somewhat spoiled in other ways — although ABLU members are permitted and encouraged to return the spoiling — for the right man.

(ABLU members have other rules, too, but I must get on with my day so I do not have time to list them. Perhaps another member will.)

But before I go, I must announce that the ABLU is saddened by the following:

The ABLU now has a relatively new rule — remained in committee for a while — but is now engraved in stone.

As much as it pains the ABLU to say this, we must. This rule makes things so much more difficult while making things so much easier — how weird is that.

This rule became necessary because never before in our boomer lifetime has politics caused such a terrible state of affairs — both figuratively and literally. Politics once did not matter so much. A rousing political discussion could be just that — discussions where critical thinking skills were getting a workout, where those involved used their own words. Such discussions could even be a little sexy. Those days are gone forever.

Therefore, ABLU members, upon giving a guy a second look, must quickly establish where he is on the spectrum. (If he is too far gone, ABLU members will know within minutes.) ABLU members, in good standing, always capably decide if a possible match has been found or if running away is the only option — because there is no hope.

Whatever happened to, “Hey baby, what’s your sign”? (sigh)

Boomer, ABLU Proud

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Old 06-08-2020, 10:48 AM
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That is freaking funny!!!
Standing up against all who denigrate America every chance I get.
Old 06-20-2020, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by anothersteve View Post
That is freaking funny!!!

Oh my, what a nice surprise. Thank you ever so.

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Old 06-20-2020, 12:22 PM
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Mr Greenman has a beer in his hand ..Not a glass of P

Blonds just don't get it..They should get back to cooking dinner and laundry
Not news conferences

For my sake hope this is taken in a humorous light as intended

If not
Don't take life Too Serious ..It isn't permanent

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