[Donna]

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi,
my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says 'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it,
he says... 'Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!'

Funny. :bigthumbsup:

[MMC24]

Sure glad I don't have to see the salt trucks on the road any more. But I do see a considerable number of "unnatural" blonde's in TV. Ok - OK maybe some are natural!!

[nONIE]

oh! Groan Donna!

[another Linda]

Loved it Donna. Anything to make me smile during the winter is appreciated!

[REDCART]

I remembered another blonde joke for Donna...

Catholic Blonde Bride

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with
great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic
husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he
replied, "Can't, it's Lent."

In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have
ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"

[Donna]

Originally Posted by another Linda

Loved it Donna. Anything to make me smile during the winter is appreciated!

Linda,
I know the feeling..

gryoung...Cute

[REDCART]

A young blonde woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the East River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.' The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. I get food and a trip to Hawaii, and he's screwing me.

'He certainly is,' the Captain said. 'This is the Staten Island Ferry'

[redwitch]

Okay, just so you blondes don't feel so bad ....

Anyone know the definition of a redhead? (scroll down)























A blonde with no impulse control!

Do these blonde jokes work on male blondes too? Male redheads?

[redwitch]

Of course -- a blonde is a blonde is a blonde and a blond is still a blonde and redheads are just special!

[Donna]

Originally Posted by redwitch

Of course -- a blonde is a blonde is a blonde and a blond is still a blonde and redheads are just special!

OK Red..Lets NOT get carried away..

[redwitch]

Think of it this way -- you have impulse control (but we're still special).

[REDCART]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and sked if there is 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'