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Old 02-15-2008, 02:28 PM
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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:31 PM
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:33 PM
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:35 PM
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well, we all KNOW and AGREE that men are the better drivers
it's just a fact

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