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Are you Kathlick?

THREE LITTLE*BOYS*were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.*

They decided it was because they had*not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.

So they went to the nearest church.*But, only the janitor was there.

One little boy said,*"We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.**Will you baptize us?"

"Sure,"*said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.**Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked,*"'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not*Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."

"We're not*Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."

"We're not*Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said,*"Didn't you smell that water?"

*They all joined in asking,*"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

**"I think it means we're*****kopailians!"