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You might be a Villager
If you've ever driven a golf cart for more than 10 miles in a day, you might be
a Villager.
If you know what Pickle Ball, Hand and Foot and Mexican Train mean, you may be a
Villager.
If you have ever gone out drinking and dancing for the evening and when you got
home it was only 7 PM, you might be a Villager.
If your heart starts pumping every time you hear the Electric Slide, you might
be a Villager.
If you've ever played golf with someone who uses a driver to tee off on a par 3
hole, you might be a Villager.
If you have ever fantasized about dumping 1000 marbles under the feet of line
dancers, you might be a Villager.
If you plan your day around happy hours , you might be a Villager.
If you've ever played bingo while sitting in your golf cart, you might be a
Villager.
If you have ever been told by a Golf Ambassador to speed up, you might be a
Villager.
If you have attended all the political rallies in your area and have never seen
a Democrat contender, you might be a Villager.
If you can no longer become pregnant but your husband looks like he is, you
might be a Villager.
If you have ever heard an ambulance siren and wondered if there was a tee time
opening up, you might be a Villager.
If you receive an average of 3 free dinners in the mail every week for you and
your spouse to attend a retirement seminar, you might be a Villager.
If you have ever been asked if you have seen the shuttle since you moved to
Florida and you reply that not only have you seen it, but you've ridden it to
the airport, you might be a Villager.

If you know who wrote this please let me know so I can give credit. I got this in an email from my cousin.

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Yi

Originally Posted by Hope2bforever

You might be a Villager
If you've ever driven a golf cart for more than 10 miles in a day, you might be
a Villager.
If you know what Pickle Ball, Hand and Foot and Mexican Train mean, you may be a
Villager.
If you have ever gone out drinking and dancing for the evening and when you got
home it was only 7 PM, you might be a Villager.
If your heart starts pumping every time you hear the Electric Slide, you might
be a Villager.
If you've ever played golf with someone who uses a driver to tee off on a par 3
hole, you might be a Villager.
If you have ever fantasized about dumping 1000 marbles under the feet of line
dancers, you might be a Villager.
If you plan your day around happy hours , you might be a Villager.
If you've ever played bingo while sitting in your golf cart, you might be a
Villager.
If you have ever been told by a Golf Ambassador to speed up, you might be a
Villager.
If you have attended all the political rallies in your area and have never seen
a Democrat contender, you might be a Villager.
If you can no longer become pregnant but your husband looks like he is, you
might be a Villager.
If you have ever heard an ambulance siren and wondered if there was a tee time
opening up, you might be a Villager.
If you receive an average of 3 free dinners in the mail every week for you and
your spouse to attend a retirement seminar, you might be a Villager.
If you have ever been asked if you have seen the shuttle since you moved to
Florida and you reply that not only have you seen it, but you've ridden it to
the airport, you might be a Villager.

If you know who wrote this please let me know so I can give credit. I got this in an email from my cousin.

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Yi

Saw this posted before on TOTV. Think it was about a week or more ago. https://www.talkofthevillages.com/sm...ic,7118.0.html