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4 Worms in Church

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!




A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.



The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.



The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.



The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:



The first worm in

alcohol....Dead.



The

second worm in cigarette

smoke...Dead.




Third worm in

chocolate syrup...Dead.



Fourth worm in good

clean soil...Alive .



So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"


Maxine was sitting

in the back, quickly raised her hand and

said,

'As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That

pretty much ended the

service!

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