I want to rent a Patio Villa (between Lake Sumpter and Spanish Springs) for a week (20 thur 27 July 2022) to include the following: gas golf cart, cable tv, and internet.

Please send me your best price for that scenerio.

I also am interested in renting a Patio Villa (between Lake Sumpter and Spanish Springs ) for the month of Aug (2022) to include the following: gas golf car, cable tv, internet, and the Villages passes.

Also, please send me your best price the monthly rental.

Looking for a rental for the month of July (2015). Would prefer a villa in the Ashland/Lynnhaven area. We are non-smokers and prefer a house that does not have pets. We will take care of your place as if it was our own -- and when we leave you'll never know we were there. Need wireless internet, gas golf cart, cable tv, two televisions, and village passes. If have a villa with this criteria, send me a private message with your best offer. Thanks in advance.

Looking for a rental for the month of July (2015). Would prefer a villa in the Ashland/Lynnhaven area. We are non-smokers and prefer a house that does not have pets. We will take care of your place as if it was our own -- and when we leave you'll never know we were there. Need wireless internet, gas golf cart, cable tv, two televisions, and village passes. If have a villa with this criteria, send me a private message with your best offer. Thanks in advance.

Looking for a rental for the month of July (2015). Would prefer a villa in the Ashland/Lynnhaven area. We are non-smokers and prefer a house that does not have pets. We will take care of your place as if it was our own -- and when we leave you'll never know we were there. Need wireless internet, gas golf cart, cable tv, two televisions, and village passes. If have a villa with this criteria, send me a private message with your best offer. Thanks in advance.

Looking for a rental for the month of July (2015). Would prefer a villa in the Ashland/Lynnhaven area. We are non-smokers and prefer a house that does not have pets. We will take care of your place as if it was our own -- and when we leave you'll never know we were there. Need wireless internet, gas golf cart, cable tv, two televisions, and village passes. If have a villa with this criteria, send me a private message with your best offer. Thanks in advance.

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Also, this is a non smoker/non pet courtyard villa.

I have a beautiful courtyard villa in the Village of De La Vista So. It is available for Aug. My Courtyard villa is a 2/2 with a enclosed Lanai. Location is in between both squares. rental price is $1350 for Aug. With Yahma golf cart $1500. jellybeanrt@yahoo.com

Looking for a rental for the month of July (2015). Would prefer a villa in the Ashland/Lynnhaven area. We are non-smokers and prefer a house that does not have pets. We will take care of your place as if it was our own -- and when we leave you'll never know we were there. Need wireless internet, gas golf cart, cable tv, two televisions, and village passes. If have a villa with this criteria, send me a private message with your best offer. Thanks in advance.

Looking for a rental for a month, preferably the month of August. However, dates are flexible. Would prefer a villa in the Ashland/Lynnhaven area. We are non-smokers and prefer a house that does not have pets. We will take care of your place as if it was our own -- and when we leave you'll never know we were there! Need wireless internet, golf cart, cable tv, and village passes If have a villa with the criteria, send me a private message with your offer. Thanks in advance.