The "Ole Boy's" table manners as a kid
 

Fortunately for him, the dining room table had a ledge under the table that came in handy for stuffing unwanted "stuff"....Of course, after awhile, the "smell" gave him away!

On another note, he volunteered to say grace, and all siblings were waiting with the up-coming doooom!....He began with a "wink in his eyes"... "Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, Thank you Ma'am and Please, Open up the Duck's _ss, and pass the peas" In a matter of seconds his Dad had him airborn...Next day, all the kids said, "Let Dougy say the prayers"...He thought it best to pass on that invitation!

He is such a hoot just like all of you!