Irish Viagara
 

An Irish woman of advancing years talked to her physician to solicit his help
in reviving her husband's flagging libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance,' she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin!'

'Not to fret, replied the doctor. 'Give him an Irish Viagra.'

'What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?'

'That's where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee. He
won't even taste it,' replied the doctor.
'Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

Not even a week had gone by before she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to the progress of the experiment.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith and begorrah! T'was horrid, just
too terrible, doc!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised. I slipped the Viagra into his morning
coffee and it took effect almost immediately. He jumped hisself
straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging proudly!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth a flying, ripped me
clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad,
passionate love to me right on the tabletop!
T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor. 'Do you mean to say the sex your
husband gave you wasn't any good?'

'Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! T'was the best sex
I've had in twenty-five years!

But sure as I'm sittin' here before you, I'll never be able to show me
face in Starbucks again!

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Cute one! ;)

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Love this!


Shirleevee

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I wonder if Andrew D. Blechman got this one in his notebooks for Leisureville? :joke:

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GR,

Great way to start the morning off,

The joke that is!! Very funny! 1rnfl

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GR 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl that was great.

I will now have to go to Ireland and check out the Starbucks there.

HB

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Maybe, she is an Irish woman who lives in the Villages for a few months? This would fit in with Andrew D. Blechman's portrait of TV in Leisureville.

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HB,

It may be the most incredible cup of coffee you will ever have!

We are soooo bad! ;)

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1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

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Nonie we will :beer3:

What time shall we all meet in Starbucks - we can watch Leisureville in person. ;D

HB

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Thats a great one. I'll have to careful in Starbucks from now on.

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1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl This is really funny! And stupid me! I always add caramel to get a little extra zing! LOLOL :bigthumbsup:

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Chel, I also add caramel when I go to Starbucks. There is one drink under Espresso that is made with caramel that I really really like.

HB

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I'm not a fan of Starbucks because I find their coffee too strong and too bitter but around Thanksgiving they offer some of their seasonal coffees. Think it may have been pumpkin flavored but it was terrific. Must be 1,000 calories!

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fess up Chels,

How much caramel????? ;)