Ketchup
 

Tomatoes are a fruit and not a vegetable because they have seeds.
Therefore, shouldn’t Ketchup be called a Smoothie and not a Condiment?

I’ll ketch up with you later on this subject…

In the United States, Ketchup is a vegetable, per the Supreme Court:

Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893) the Supreme Court opined that:

"under U.S. customs regulations, the tomato should be classified as a vegetable rather than a fruit. The Court’s unanimous opinion held that the Tariff Act of 1883 used the ordinary meaning of the words “fruit” and “vegetable,” instead of the technical botanical meaning."

In the dumpster fire known as the EU, the Brussels Mafia reclassified the carrot as a fruit so Portugal could export carrot jelly.

Ketchup should be classified as a lubricant for french fries.

Should be a law banning ketchup on a hot dog

I agree! But I like catsup on a frankfurter. Weird, huh?
🤔

Very

Better keep it on down low

No! A smoothie is something blended with yogurt. Fruit, vegetables, liver.
A condoment is something that you put on your weener for protection.

Word up.

Why? It tells it you are northerner or southerner…. oops: how else would we know? :wave:

I love the way your mind works, but you definitely have too much time on your hands.

Absolutely! 👍🏻

knowledge vs. intelligence
 

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
intelligence is not putting them in a fruit salad

Ketchup
 

Nothing like a big fat juicy hot dog covered in ketchup!!!!