I'm Rusty Eden
 

I thought I'd throw this one out there just for some fun.

Have you ever wondered what your name would be if you got a part on a soap opera?

Well, wonder no more.

Take the name of your first pet for your first name.

And the name of the first street you ever lived on for your last name.

I am Rusty Eden.

What is your soap opera name?

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Maggie Hoyne ::)

But actually I never wondered!

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Hi,
I'm Cody Greenwood. Much better than the Hags...don't you think :)

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Somehow Fido E. 47th St. just doesn't make it. lovehorse

And I thought they were porn star names rather than soaps.

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Muncle, I'm with you..

Tupper 47th Place

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Oh Dear,

Nicky Tratman (awful, blah!!)

Kath

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Rock Swarthy not bad ,not bad

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Muncle and JohnN,

Now, now, boys, let's settle down. You're creative. And besides, you're allowed to cheat. Move from pet to pet and/or street to street until you get the name that works for you.

And my, my, Muncle -about that other kind of script - I think I feel a case of the vapors coming on. :)

Now, class, let's move forward.

We could get a script out of this.

BB

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I just laughed out loud at Fumar's name. It's even better than mine.

I think I do feel a script coming on.

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I think I am finally descending into madness. I am seeing characters in my mind that fit every name that has been given so far.

Gimme more.

Fortunately, I got a couple of invitations today to get together with people I can actually see. But the weekend is a long way off and it is really cold outside.

JohnN, Tupper is a great first name.

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Somehow Trixie Graham doesn't fit :dontknow:

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Okay, here's mine.

Sounds very pink and green....if you get my drift!!!!!!!

Cricket Wellington....... now doesn't that deserve a part in the soap opera.

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Beady,

Absolutely, and you and Cody Greenwood, a.k.a. thehags, will drive off into the sunset in the Benz or the Beemer, depending on which one we can get as a sponsor.

BB

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Sounds like a girl I dated while stationed in England. Just kidding; about England. Anyway, Hollywood Bouck would be my handle.

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Uh oh.

I see a real rivalry between Hollywood Bouck, a.k.a. JohnnyM, and Rock Swarthy, a.k.a. Fumar.

And Nicky Tratman, a.k.a. KathieI, is really jealous of the Cricket, a.k.a. Beady, and Cody a.k.a. thehags, affair. Somebody better look under the hood of that snazzy convertible before they drive off into the sunset.

And Maggie Hoyne, a.k.a. Nonie, the bejeweled society snob, is known as Margaret now. But someone who knew her "when" is about to appear.

And Trixie Graham, a.k.a. DickY, - I love that name Trixie Graham - I think Trixie is a bimbo who married some high-society guy. (sorry about the operation DickY)

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Boomer,

I think you are onto something (or maybe on something). Anyway , you might have a new career as a screen writer. Maybe you should check into replacing some of the striking writers and we could get some of our shows back.

I think a Jag convertible would be Cricket's car of choice.

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Beady,

A Jag sounds good.

Hey, when we are all stars, it will be Jags all around.

I hope we get more names.

Tune in tomorrow for "As The Villagers Talk" - (I think we need a better title, but I'm getting sleepy.)

And, I'm really not on anything. ;D Sometimes I just have to turn off that part of my brain that likes to discuss the economy and real estate, etc. H-m-m-m, how many people live inside my body?

BB

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Rusty Queen???? Uck! I may be rusty, but....

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Mine would be ...Sheba 76th street...

Not too cool..http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/dog.gif

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Okay, in truth, mine would be Skippy Madison. And I do think that would be a good name for a porn star, sort of an X-rated Eddie Haskell.

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Muncle, a.k.a. Skippy Madison,

I had to log back on just to continue the plot by having Skippy Madison and Cody Greenwood, who are old fraternity brothers, hit the bars together trying pathetically to pick up chicks who are from the wrong side of the tracks and way out of their league. (This, of course, can happen only when Cody's Junior League girlfriend Cricket Wellington is traveling abroad.)

Donna,

Sheba is a great name. Now, just keep going through your addresses until you get a last name that you like. It's OK to cheat.

Samhass, a.k.a. Rusty Queen

Rusty Queen is just too, too good. -sounds like some guy who is doing Liza Minnelli. - I mean doing as in a Vegas show. Maybe Rusty Queen can be Maggie Hoyne's brother who shows up to ruin her name and her game.

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It's 5 am and I've been up all night pondering this. Freckles Sunset is the best I can do; sounds more like a cartoon character than porn star. ;)

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Rhett Butler Spruce. Hmmmm, maybe.

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Rocky Banks. Don't try to cross me!

I have never been good a coming up with a screen name for boards like this. I think I have found my new identity. Next time you see me I will be Rocky Banks!

(I was BillC--It changed my identiy here after I changed my profile :( )

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Sparky Lawrence - Sounds more like a ballplayer nickname instead of a Porn star!

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Russ,

how did these names get changed to Porn Star names?

Talk about hijacking!!!!!! I think they're supposed to be soap opera names.

Ya see how easy it is to hijack? We could end up with an entire thread on porn stars.LOL

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Believe it or not--I'm DUSTY SPRINGFIELD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good Morning,

Oh my, I see that Muncle has found a buddy, Russ_Boston, to sit next to him in the back of the room. Now, boys, you really must settle down. This is a soap opera not a porn movie. My, my.

Russ_Boston, a.k.a. Sparky Lawrence,

You are right. Sparky Lawrence has to be a baseball player. Let's make him a has-been. Has-beens are always more interesting. Sparky sometimes hangs out with Pete Rose so they can commiserate over having been done so wrong by the Hall of Fame. (Pete will never be a has-been to me. But it works in the story.)

brightspot01, a.k.a. Cinderella Central,

Let's make Cinderella Central the actual given name of a famous and highly successful CEO of a nationwide chain of shoestore franchises. In her childhood, Cinderella was embarrassed by her name. But Cinderella always had a love of shoes -- and a love of math. After working hard to raise enough capital, Cinderella launched "Cinderella Central" where even women who did not have a lot of money could buy exquisite shoes at wholesale prices. The shoes might be off-season, but they are never, never knockoffs.

Barefoot, a.k.a. Freckles Sunset,

Freckles Sunset is one of those names that is full of imagery and symbolism for lost innocence, like Rusty Eden's name. Freckles will have a part in the soap. Lost innocence is always a plot line.

Village Kid, a.k.a. Rhett Butler Spruce,

Rhett Butler Spruce is the 40-year-old only son of a doting mother. Rhett Butler Spruce is illegitimate. His mama is a fading flower born into a southern aristocracy. She gave her son the name of the first man she truly loved, even though he was only on paper. In a brave move, she gave little Rhett the last name of the man who led her down the primrose path and then left town. His name was Spruce and he was a big tree of a man who abandoned her and little Rhett to go back to his life as a lumberjack. Now Rhett is grown, but his mother is still behaving like Delta Dawn, only she is 61, not 41 like in the song.

Rocky Banks, a.k.a. now - Rocky Banks,

Wow. You have changed your name. I love it. You will have to see if anybody notices any changes in your behaviour.

So Rocky, about the soap plot...You are a good guy but a tough guy and a force to be reckoned with. Arch rivals Rock Swarthy and Hollywood Bouck are up to no good. Those two may just join forces to try a hostile takeover of Cinderalla Central, the highly successful chain of shoestores. I think Rocky may need to rescue Cinderella herself. Even though Cinderella is a hard-edged business woman, used to doing things her way, I think she may need Rocky in her life.

kathy and al, a.k.a. Dusty Springfield,

Thank you for the great news.

Dusty Springfield is in town and is willing to play herself on the soap. But for some reason, she is wildly attracted to Skippy Madison and she follows him everywhere and sings to him constantly, "I Only Want To Be With You" and "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me". She is just not Skippy's type and she is much older than he is.

OK -- Will any of you believe me if I say I am not nuts? Probably not. And I think my insisting will only convince you more.

I am actually leaving my house for the day. But, of course, I will check back later.

Carry on. But keep an eye on Muncle and Russ.

Have fun.

BB (a.k.a. Rusty Eden)

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Nonie - It was mentioned earlier in the thread. Saying Soap Names just keeps it PG but i do like the soap script by Boomer.

But this nomenclature has been used forever to develop fake porn names around the office. Another method would be to use your middle name with one of your street names. Then I'd be Rusty Earle. That sounds more like a country singing star!

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Boomer, indeed you have slipped into madness but you are hysterical and I love it! 1rnfl
tell us more!!!!

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Bussy Stillwell......sounds like the doughty old aunt who gets into everybody else's business.

Boomer....you have quite a vivid imagination. This has the makings of a great book!!!

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muncle
Thanks a heleva lot, your fido 47th made me spill my beer all over my new computer......ha ha

respectful of talent fumar

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Boomer..
How about Sheba Wakefield??????

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Thanks to Boomer's formula I went from:

Tippy E 35th street to:

Tippy Madison. Seeing as I am Martini man, Tipsy Madison might be more appropriate.

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Snooper El Camino Real...Kirk Spring Oak Court...Snooper Alder...Snooper Fairway ...Snooper Clinton.

I have moved around so much I do not remember my first street's name. >:(

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If the hostile takeover is successful and Cinderella Central loses her chain of shoestores, she'll need a new career. I see her running for mayor of her town with Rocky Banks as Campaign Manager, and Snooper Clinton as opposition.

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Anyone tuning in at this point will be convinced that the inmates are running the asylum. -- not that there's anything wrong with that. If you are interested, please scroll up and take it from the top and join in.

Villages07, a.k.a. Bussy Stillwell,

You are so right. Bussy Stillwell's sole purpose in life is to mind everyone else's business. She is really suspicious of Margaret (Maggie) Hoyne and knows that Maggie's blood can't be as blue as she tries to pretend it is. But Bussy Stillwell (waters) needs to be more circumspect. Still waters run deep, and Bussy's very own past is deep and deeper.


Oh, Donna, a.k.a. Sheba Wakefield,

Sheba Wakefield is a perfect name.

You see, Sheba Wakefield was as pure as the driven snow. She had planned a life of only virtue and to make sure her plan stayed on track, she never, never, ever let herself be anywhere near temptation.

Sheba volunteered to play the tambourine for the impromptu songfest that broke out one sultry, summer Saturday evening after the church picnic. Things were going along beautifully. Sheba felt herself basking in the glow from her own light. Sheba knew that every teenage girl in town remained pure by just asking themselves those four special words, "What would Sheba do?"

But then Sheba found herself upstaged when Dusty Springfield showed up and sang "Son of a Preacher Man" and sang it again and again, encore after encore. Sheba felt herself swooning as she dropped her tambourine.

Well, as the sun went down, Sheba Wakefield found her awakening in the field of flowers behind the church where she had been invited to walk with - you guessed it - the preacher's son.

As it turned out the PK wanted to become a missionary. So he and Sheba ran away to a steamy jungle far, far away. There they spent many a sultry evening watching the sun go down.

And, needless to say, our little Sheba is never coming back.


Whew. -gotta take a break and go get some more names.

BB

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Keep it coming Boomer.

I can't wait for the next installment.

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

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Im actually following this story with the intense interest of a teenager watching"One life to live"

This is so great Boomer, take a break and then let us have it!!!! you are unbelievable!!! :o