Older men scam
 

Beware my friends.......
Older men scam:

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in
dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I
wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it..

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home
Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as
you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look) When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to
McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th, & 29th. Also April 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th &
27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage
of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Please Note: Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even
cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of
their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to
be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and
around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. You had me until the dates. I then read it to my husband who cracked up. You made our day with that one!

Now, that is funny! Thanks.

Thanks for the warning! LOL

OMG.....we are laughing so hard. Thankfully I wasn't sipping coffee

Like someone else said, you owe me a keyboard

Bosox....you're the best.

No wonder I can't find any wallets for sale around the villages !!!!!

Bosox. WHO KNEW????????

If this were made into a movie, what would it be? A romantic comedy? :)

:popcorn:

:a20::a20::a20::a20:

You are to funny, lol.

OK, way too funny, I needed this today, THANK YOU............

Oh which store was this occurring????

I'm glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did!!

Only if he married one of the girls:BigApplause:

What a kidder!!! You had me until the dates.

Funny stuff!!! :1rotfl:

All I want to know is which Home Depot !!!

Im headed to Home Depot right now.

Sounds like an idea for that Betty White prank show Off their Rockers. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMJSPFAMu38[/ame] I will bet there would be a lot of TOTV males who would jump at the chance to get involved.

I was walking around Wal-Mart on CR466 yesterday waiting for some pictures of Beau to be developed and was getting funny looks. My 224 613 project? Probably not. They would probably think I am bonkers (off my rocker) if they knew about that from the 2003 Brandeis and Muhlenberg e-mails that are up when you Google my last name that were re-published in 2011. It was the camera in my pocket that probably made me look like I was quite happy to see them! chilout I also had some transparent bags used to cover The Villages Daily Sun which I use to scoop up Beau's poop. I still had a lot of these bags because I had just taken Beau on a walk, dropped him off at home, and then went to Wal-Mart. I also had a cell phone, garage door opener, keys, and several other things. There were some very attractive ladies around the aisles at Wal-Mart but I have not had that kind of problem of being embarrassingly excited since my hormones took over during some of my teen years at Earl Wooster High School (Reno, Nevada) and The University of Nevada-Reno.

If they were nice girls, they would just come over to Gilchrist and save every body time.

:BigApplause::bigbow::super::mademyday:

I am trying to hunt down those women and take them into custody. Any help or assistance is greatly appreciated.

Sent this warning to several friends, and they indicated that they were on multiple wallets......................:a20:

Yup, you had me.....:BigApplause:

Was wondering why Steve left his computer and then immediately remembered that he forgot to buy oil for the snowblower............left in a hurry!