I became a millionaire today. What house should I buy in TV.
 

I got this email today. I am so happy I wet myself.
I really needed a pick me up.
Can you believe what David Carter tried to pull on me.
Talk about bad hey behavior.




Bank of America
150 Broadway Ave
New York, NY 10038 Usa.

Telegraphic Wire Transfer Payment from Bank of America United States.

This is an official notice from the Bank of America in regards to the transfer of your inheritance/ lottery funds worth $10.5 million united states dollars. Meanwhile we are very sorry for the delay in this transaction which was as a result of the latter we received from one Mr.David Carter

We wish to notify you that a Man named Mr.David Carter sent a letter to our Bank here in the united states claiming that you are dead and he stated that before you died, you informed him about your funds worth $10.5 million which is in our bank here in the United States.
Note that Mr.David Carter also sent a copy of your death certificate to us, to prove to us that you are dead as he claimed, but we did not believe him because we know that there are so many scam activities going on here in the united states.

As a matter of fact, he also gave us every reason to believe that you are dead, and he is ready to take care of what ever it will cost to get your funds transferred into his own account,we decided to contact you first to be sure that you are dead as he claimed before releasing your funds worth $10.5 million to him.
So are you dead or are you still alive? Be informed that we are going to release the funds to Mr.David Carter if you do not respond back to us within the next 2 working days.

Please , kindly fill all the information below to enable us transfer your funds to your account before Mr David Carter will claim your funds.

Full Name:
Address:
Telephone:
Mobile:
Fax:
Email:

Bank Name:
Address:
Account No.:
Routing No.:
Swift Code:
Account Name:

However, we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr.David Carter if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

I will be waiting for your urgent response.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Brian t. Moynihan
Manager Bank of America

You just can't trust anyone, huh?!!!!! Sorry to hear you're deceased.

What made you suspicious? RIP

The bank told me about David.

Thanks to the Home Depot breach I received an offer from England for 30,600,000 pounds sterling (no symbol on the keyboard for English Pounds). Maybe we could pool our resources and develop a "Villages Sud" at a location farther south in Florida, and of course warmer in winter. Ain't ID theft a great way to get rich on other peoples money.

Knowing the generosity of spirit that Villagers and would-be Villagers have, I'm sure you want Mr.David Carter to have the $10.5 million, especially since he has worked so hard to get it. In the meantime, my condolences to your family. I am so sorry to hear of your demise.

AWESOME !!! Don't forget about me !!
I'm your sister from another mister !!! :)

Thank you
I am better now.
I am going to take care of David.
He may have done this, only to feed is puppy.

That is the 1st time anyone wanted to be associated with my family.

Cisco, I'm your faaaaather.

I'm so sorry to hear of your demise. Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.

Could you lend me two dollars 'til Tuesday?

That's a Wimpy excuse to buy a hamburger.

Since you are no longer here could I have your dog ?

I think you should buy ten million lottery tickets. Then you might get really rIch

And here I had been thinking that it would have been fun to have met you. DARN!! I just kept putting it off and now it's just simply too late. From what I have read of your posts, I'm sure you were a very fine fellow.

I'll trade a can of spinach today for a lottery ticket next week.

You know, I'm beginning to drink the Koolade about this thread. Do we need a seance to reconnect with Cisco.

Hold down the alt key and on the number pad type 0153 then release the alt key

££

Another way is to click Start/All Programs/Accessories/System Tools/Character Map....this will give you all sorts of symbols.
♠♥♫♣♦♦Ω♀¥

Mine, only $999,999 cash.

Cisco was dying to move here!

Speaking of the lottery. On Tuesday playing Lucky Money my wife had 3 of the 4 numbers plus the lucky ball. One more number and it would of been $1.6 million, instead it was $259. We needed the first number to be an 8 instead of a 12. Had it been all 4 numbers but the wrong lucky ball it would of been $2500. Big drop off not getting the first four.

http://www.flalottery.com/site/Image...ogo_110x54.png

12-24-38-43 LB 12

4-of-4 + LB $1.6 Million

Brother, can you spare a dime.

Did anyone notice the person did not capitalize his middle initial?

How can one trust someone who can spell his own name right?

A friend of mine called social security to report her husband passed away. When the rep was looking up the pertinent info, they told her she was listed as dead.

Her response was, "do I sound dead"?

She had to go to the office to prove she wasn't dead to resume getting her benefit. It only took two months. Go figure!!!!

Wow. Your heart must have been pounding listening to the numbers being read!

But then, what would you have done with the money, anyway? Buy a second and third gym membership and new sneaks? :)

After my husband died I tried to collect a small sum that the U.S. Army allots for funeral expense. Sent them a copy of death certificate. Response was that he has to sign the request.

Don't spend it all in one place. I do have a couple of bridges for sale if you are interested?

I would buy a house in TV that is located on a warm tropical beach ... oh wait.

Well then you must be Bonny's stepfather? Or did you even know about her.

Nah... The Ghost of Cisco arrives in Feb. Along with these darlings.

I became a millionaire today. What house should I buy in TV.
 

I'm so sorry that you had to experience that. These are the idiots that run our country right now. And my sincere thanks for his service.