How can you tell it's winter in Florida?
 

The license plates turn color

All the pretty Fall colors return!

My hummingbirds disappear till early summer.

The garbage trucks turn into snowplows. And women start wearing corduroy pants.

My air conditioner hardly runs at all.

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The temperature goes below 70 degrees!!:shocked:

That is funny:BigApplause:

is funny allowed?

How can you tell if its winter in Florida? You can tell it is winter in Central Florida because the men in the tribe become the men of the long pants:cold:

when we lived in Costa Maya Mexico for 11 winters, you could always tell the newbies by their non tan white coloring

The lemon and water cocktail has no ice.

Cart flaps are down for the count.

I appreciate long pants, the on-coming traffic view with shorts is sometimes really gross.

Fewer topless cart riders.

Ever seen anyone put snow tires on their golf carts when it gets chilly?

Ever seen anyone put snow tires on their golf carts when it gets chilly?
Now that is funny :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

You know winter is coming to Florida when:
Harbor freight has chains on sale for golf carts
The alligators pack up and head farther south
The roundabouts become real dangerous
and of course, long lines everywhere

And finally, all of the airlines are full heading south and empty flying north....

Cart owners carry a salt shaker for icy roads.

The men are wearing hearing aid muffs.

Golfers wear two pair of sox in cast they get a hole in far.
[i know it's old but i couldn't resist]

Golfers use COLORED balls.

The only Under Armor shirts left in stock are size small.

You also need a hammer to tee a ball up.

I look for my ear muffs from Minneapolis.

It's football season. So patriot fans deflate their golf cart tires.

Time for winter clothes

Terrapins are wearing turtle necks. [too silly?]

You can keep a mayonnaise sandwich in your front pocket all day.

Possibly. Might also be considered "lame". Could have "timing" issues, or be "inappropriate" to the context. Who knows, it's not our definition in the first place.

Publix doubles the price of Taylor Ham.

That's better:beer3:

The local Enteman's Outlet rehangs their ticket machine.

When you're driving around and can spot license plates from all 50 states instead of just Florida (or is that 56 states?)

You hear Southern Wannabees saying "Youz*"..."All". [ibid]

*props to Dancing Eagles or something like that

Isn't that "Youz all"

And to think, there are those who object to all this fun:1rotfl: