Have you tried Golfalice?
 

Remember when you were younger and use to hit the greens stiff? Well I just ordered a bottle of Golfalice that's supposed to work for up to 4 hours. And I can't wait until it get's here.
They're also working on another product for my putter.

I heard it only works if your (golf) club has a stiff shaft. And you still need the putter product to find the (golf) hole:1rotfl:

off topic
Is hitting a green stiff a local south jersey expression for an accurate iron shot or is that an expression used all over the country? I may have posted prematurely.

If the effect persists for more than 4 hours(1 round) they recommend that you have your club regripped

Actually, in that case you need to have your (golf club) shaft deflated. Does Tom Brady play golf?:1rotfl:

Now your talking about shrinkage. That's totally inappropriate. Or at the very least belongs in the "You Know it's Winter in Florida" thread.

Isn't shrinkage what happens to a championship course when it turns into an executive?

No shrinkage is when you go from a course with the big cups to one with the regulation cups.

Doesn't that apply more to the mounds (on a golf course) than the greens?

I don't drink any more

I use a senior shaft.I think I need some Golfalis.

Better try the 100 mg dose, 50 mg may not do it for you:1rotfl:

It comes in a 90 compression spherical pill with dimples all over it to make it easy to swallow. It's manufactured by Entitlist. That's why only some of us will use it.

oooops I see marketing emailed me. Apparently they renamed the product Golfalice and are working on a symbol.

That's the version for female golfers

I have a jingle that needs work.

Take Golfalice
I think you'll know

When the fairway and the distance
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the white ball is rolling backwards
And the cover on the putter lost it's head
Remember what the starter said

Feed your head
Feed your head

One pill makes you longer?

That's getting to the point CFrance!!

Better.

It took me awhile to catch on. I thought you guys were talking about golf.:doh:

Weren't we?????

Don't re-confuse me. It's early yet.