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Trayderjoe 06-12-2017 06:01 PM

Favorite T-Shirt Sayings Revisited
 
Hi All,

I started a similar thread (hence the "revisited") a couple of years ago, and thought there might be some new entries. I recently picked up two more t-shirts for your consideration:

1) The Sarcasm Is Strong With This One

2) National Sarcastic Society.....Like We Need Your Support

Do you have, or have you seen any t-shirt slogans that you liked?

Villager Joyce 06-12-2017 06:11 PM

My cat is smarter than your honor student.

dbussone 06-12-2017 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villager Joyce (Post 1410743)
My cat is smarter than your honor student.



My Cavalier is smarter than your cat! [emoji41][emoji106]


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bandsdavis 06-12-2017 07:26 PM

Gave this one to my very smart daughter who still struggles with simple spelling: Bad spellers of the world: Untie!
And for my son the basketball all-star: I have never lost I have only been a little behind when time ran out.

Taltarzac725 06-12-2017 07:29 PM

Caution Toxic Gas Emitted Frequently T-Shirt | 6 Dollar Shirts

Seems to fit me often. I am often under a lot of stress.

dbussone 06-12-2017 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bandsdavis (Post 1410780)
Gave this one to my very smart daughter who still struggles with simple spelling: Bad spellers of the world: Untie!
And for my son the basketball all-star: I have never lost I have only been a little behind when time ran out.



A double: [emoji106][emoji106]Well said!


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Millerw1946 06-12-2017 09:47 PM

My all time favorite that I actually wore to a meeting when working said, "The beatings will continue until moral improves".

Fraugoofy 06-12-2017 10:32 PM

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gap2415 06-12-2017 11:21 PM

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"OF course I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice".

mac9 06-12-2017 11:51 PM

In memory of when I cared.

I don't feel like adult today.

Ecuadog 06-13-2017 12:40 AM

"It's not pretty being easy."

Trayderjoe 06-13-2017 03:15 PM

Thanks everyone for sharing. A couple examples I recognized (I am going to get the toxic gas t-shirt for a good friend) and I had a few laughs.

John_W 06-13-2017 03:22 PM

It's not a t-shirt, but a poster. Many years ago I kept it on the back of my bathroom door so you would only see it if sitting down.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...517a01c34a.jpg

graciegirl 06-13-2017 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 1410851)
"It's not pretty being easy."

Bwahhhaaaahha

village dreamer 06-13-2017 03:25 PM

as seen on a fat man............its a keg not a 6 pack

ColdNoMore 06-13-2017 06:17 PM

I support MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving)
And
DAM - (Mothers Against Dyslexia)




The weather is here.
Wish you were beautiful.




:D

CFrance 06-14-2017 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1410778)
My Cavalier is smarter than your cat! [emoji41][emoji106]


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My golden is not smarter than your Cavalier!

CFrance 06-14-2017 06:27 AM

I saw a good one recently:

In my defense...
I was left unsupervised

golfing eagles 06-14-2017 06:38 AM

For those who like less than healthy food---

No bacon? Epic fail!

LI SNOWBIRD 06-14-2017 06:49 AM

Seen on a cruise ship, sported by an elderly man: "Eat your parents".

Arctic Fox 06-14-2017 08:08 AM

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If I said "I'll fix it" then I will.

There's no need to remind me every six months.

dbussone 06-14-2017 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1411382)
My golden is not smarter than your Cavalier!



I don't know about that. Goldens are pretty intelligent.


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dbussone 06-14-2017 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1411383)
I saw a good one recently:

In my defense...
I was left unsupervised



That's a classic.


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dbussone 06-14-2017 08:17 AM

Another: I don't want to, You can't make me, I'm retired!


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outahere 06-14-2017 03:24 PM

My son is a pilot, and one of his favorites is:

I'm a pilot

Frightening, isn't it?

Arctic Fox 06-14-2017 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by outahere (Post 1411694)
My son is a pilot, and one of his favorites is:

I'm a pilot

Frightening, isn't it?


"The thing that worries me about non-stop flights is...

...how do you get off?"

Boomer 06-14-2017 04:26 PM

They're going to their house because you're not there.
It's not rocket science.




......been trying to resist posting that for 2 days.....but c'mon some teacher musta learned 'em better.

CFrance 06-14-2017 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1411436)
I don't know about that. Goldens are pretty intelligent.


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Okay, my first golden is not smarter than your Cavalier!

CFrance 06-14-2017 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1411732)
They're going to their house because you're not there.
It's not rocket science.




......been trying to resist posting that for 2 days.....but c'mon some teacher musta learned 'em better.

How about one that says "Every day I go to the gym to get my everyday exercise."

Boomer 06-14-2017 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1411735)
How about one that says "Every day I go to the gym to get my everyday exercise."



Ohhhh, C, we are going to get besmirched for the grammar shirts but how about........

I love to cook my family and my pets.
USE COMMAS!

dbussone 06-14-2017 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1411742)
Ohhhh, C, we are going to get besmirched for the grammar shirts but how about........

I love to cook my family and my pets.
USE COMMAS!



"Never dangle your participle in public."

I love grammar Tee shirts.


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CFrance 06-14-2017 05:20 PM

Or...

GOOD GRAMMAR
The difference between knowing your sh**
And knowing you're sh**

Bonny 06-14-2017 05:50 PM

One of my hubby's favorite t-shirts...
If I don't remember, it didn't happen.

ColdNoMore 06-14-2017 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1411742)
Ohhhh, C, we are going to get besmirched for the grammar shirts but how about........

I love to cook my family and my pets.
USE COMMAS!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1411744)
"Never dangle your participle in public."

I love grammar Tee shirts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1411754)
Or...

GOOD GRAMMAR
The difference between knowing your sh**
And knowing you're sh**


http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-951782424...eek-tee-16.jpg


:D

Boomer 06-14-2017 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1411754)
Or...

GOOD GRAMMAR
The difference between knowing your sh**
And knowing you're sh**

:D

I like that one even better than.....

You had me at the proper use of you're

jblum315 06-15-2017 06:35 AM

My cat is smarter than the President

Taltarzac725 06-15-2017 06:41 AM

Never mess with a librarian Ash Grey Light T-Shirt Never mess with a librarian T-Shirt | CafePress.com

"Never mess with a librarian".

dbussone 06-16-2017 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1411892)



Does your Dewey decimal?


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CFrance 06-16-2017 02:14 PM

I love the graphic on that shirt!

duhbear 06-17-2017 03:22 PM

On one of my favorite shirts, "I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you."


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