My boyfriend doesn't like my cat so I have to give him away
 

I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.

You go girl!

Hahaha.

Is he toilet trained?

No, but I'm looking for a nice cat.

I've got an idea....
 

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Claws??

My cat is too old; you probably need a little pu --- oh nevermind -- just ignore what I was about to say!

I think if he was looking for that, he wouldn't be interested in your boyfriend:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

The cat or your boyfriend?


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How many cats do you know that are... "32 years old and works in business management?" :oops:



To BK001; EXCELLENT! But for those that did not recognize it as such...you may need to put a disclaimer in for any future clever jokes. :D

More than you would think!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

t. s. elliot knows even more.

OMG, I laughed so hard I almost sprayed my tea all over the counter.

My nurse friend told me a while ago that she gave away her two pussies and I bit my tongue from asking her to explain some more about this.

If she reads this at some future date I might be in a little trouble.

Or, double the pleasure, double the fun. (I'm referring to chewing gum, of course):1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Tal, did you notice the storms recently? It was raining pussies and puppies!

Oh my! I see more than one kind of cat in this one.....A Villager with a 32-year-old boyfriend is definitely a cougar.

Thanks for a perfect and memorable example of not being clear on the antecedent to the pronoun. Clever. :)

(Speaking of cats, one of the best quotes was from author Terry Pratchett. "In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.)

You made the right choice.

For those unable to comprehend or understand, my post above was intended in a DROLL manner.

Droll: adjective
Something or someone that is droll is amusing or witty, sometimes in an unexpected way.

If you've got 'em, smoke 'em!


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I'm out on this one...carry on.

Light bulbs and cats.
 

Changing the subject a bit? How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

And there is one for dogs too.

Oh boy! Sounds like a problem has developed!


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Mrs. Nucky might read TOTV. My nurse friend as far as I know does not but she might have co-workers who do.

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Women don't change light bulbs, they just accept them the way they are.

She does now that I sent her a link:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and steer away from trouble instead of driving directly into it. Mrs. OP you are a very funny lady.
:BigApplause:

:highfive:

:a20:

Not sure which Villages' area hospital she works at but my guess is that she returned to the Villages Regional Hospital. She was dating a Fed last Summer so be careful what links you send her. He could be IRS, DEA, FBI. Who knows? He was fluent in Spanish though. If it is the Villages Regional Hospital I will bet some of the nurses, doctors, etc. look here on down times.

Tal, GE was going to send the link to my Wifey. She is even more fun than me. She would laugh about this joke. I am trying to be a PC man. :posting: My life has greatly improved since I stopped fiddling around with another thread on here. :thumbup::D:cryin2:

That tunnel is off limits for three weeks now.

Ah, of course, the threads where no one dares laugh! Or have a sense of humor, or...well you know.


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