The Entitled.....Here's Your Sign
 

In a take-off of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign", add in yours for one of the Villages "Entitled"...........

If you take up an entire parking spot with your golf cart, "here's your sign".....

If you park your car in No Parking Zone at the door of the Grocery . Here’s Your Sign

If you stop as soon as you enter a doorway, here’s your sign.

When you check the baguette with your hands for freshness and put it back... here’s your sign.

They do what they do because they can with little to no awareness of the results of their actions to others. But why make it so heavy on a fun thread?

Missed the fun thread part, sorry.

If you stop in the middle of the aisle at Publix, Winn Dixie, Home Depot, Lowe's, etc., etc., etc., and are oblivious to other people trying to get through, here's your sign.

Or run them down with your cart because you’re in a hurry... here’s your sign.

If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.

If you're playing golf when the course is closed. Here's your sign..

If you think that driving your car at 35 mph down the parking lot aisle right at me is your prerogative, here's your sign...I was walking into publix

I just turn and go to another aisle; wouldn't look too good for a retired LEO to run someone over with a shopping cart just because they're old and a little slow.

Here's YOUR sign...……..

And then you pull out a handful of coupons, make the cashier do a price check on something so you can hopefully save 25 cents, then after wasting about 10 minutes in the express line you pull out your checkbook to pay. Here's your sign.

Vehicles that blow stop signs (sometimes the yield ones too)...here's your sign. No pun intended!!!

finally a topic that made me laugh this morning.

If you save seats at the town squares. Here's your sign....

If you treat the wait-staff like personal servants and leave a crappy tip....here's your sign

Then, when you take your cart to your car, you abandon it 30 feet from the cart corral and leave it in the parking space.

If you let your dog... oops, never mind. (Don't wanna start something.)

If you scream across the store for an employee... "YOU!! YOU!!! Over here." (Sam's Club, two years ago), here's your sign.

Yipsters, Florida's friendliest hometown !!

We should order thousands, and hand them out to offenders free of charge>

When the golf cart path only sign doesn't apply to you.....here's your sign.

Two major buttons for me

If you park in a handicapped spot and then run into the store cause you only need one thing, here’s your sign.

If you think your adorable pooch, which is not trained in any way to be a service dog, should go everywhere with you, here’s your sign.

If you think most people are just not driving up to your expectations... here’s your sign.

If, while playing golf, you can't fill 'em, fix 'em or rake 'em, here's your sign.

And if you wait until the last freaking moment to pull out of the diamond lane to turn left, here's your sign.

If you stand in the middle of the sports pool and complain that people are ACTUALLY swimming... here's your sign...

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If you ride up the rear of a golf cart because they are going too slow (but are actually doing the speed limit).... Here’s Your Sign

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Absolutely love it, that is definitely a can't miss sign : )

If you get to your water aerobics class and tell someone that they are in your spot, here's your sign

If you think that you don't have to stop at stop signs because you feel they are "unnecessary"...............
Here's your sign.
Steve

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If you think it’s perfectly legal to make a turn from the hashmark lane...Here’s your sign

Conversely: When the guy in front of you miscounted and actually has 11 items, and you make a "big deal"™ about it in an effort to humiliate him, here's your sign.

If you leave your yard waste bags in a public area, here's your sign.

If the deed restrictions don't apply to you, here's your sign.