There actually are some things that are laughable about 2020
 

Everyone of us have some sad 2020 memories that will forever remain with us....but there are also things that we can laugh about....for me the top one is:

- being able go to a bank with a mask on, and walk out with money

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Hmm is that why when we went last time they were saying they had no money?:bigbow::bigbow:

This is the best 2020 video.

SquidDad Songs: "Social Distancing" - YouTube

I can stick my tongue out at my boss and he doesn’t know

don’t have to wear my false teeth and no one knows

seeing two people run for the last package of toilet paper on the shelf

no longer get hit in the heels with the shopping cart behind me. 6 foot rule

don’t have to look at my wife’s face. (she suggested this one)

I respectfully disagree, it's this one.

And there's this one.
[ORIGINAL VIDEO] Torn - Natalie Imbruglia (#Coronavirus Parody) - YouTube

People hitting the PVC pipe on a par 3 and calling it a Hole-in-One.

Well...it does seem odd to most of us, yes. But in yesterday’s newspaper there was a small blurb about banks in Miami being robbed by masked robbers! So guess it really does happen.

VA has a law against wearing mask in public, still, but.

So does Florida

My vote
 

You got my vote...:mademyday:

A megachurch pastor in Florida told his parishioners not to take a COVID-19 vaccine and instead believe in 'divine immunity'

Husband said if I wait any longer to get out of my nightgown and robe today I can just go to bed without having to undress.

I got an unexpected check from my auto insurance company because people are driving less during the pandemic. Funny thing is that gas got real cheap I now drive way more than before since I am not comfortable flying.

Pastor in San Diego, California turns church into a stripbar. Stripbars can stay open, churches can not.

What a strange state.

And they keep electing they same loonies to represent them.

They're both good, I wouldn't say one was any better than the other, they're performed differently. One features an amateur country singer and the other features video clips, I did find that Sunglasses at Night singer a bit annoying, a better singer would of made that better. I saw the Islands in the Stream on Facebook back in May, it's been all over Facebook. I had not seen Sunglasses at Night until you posted it.

How many of us has gained weight during this pandemic? Well, maybe that’s not so funny? :shocked:

Hallelujah! Pass the plate.

I got two "Pole in Ones"

Many states do. Its not enforceable right now

two for one
 

Relate this to the stripper church and ... Well it made me laugh.

The law says it cant be required in PUBLIC places. Doesnt prohibit mask use. Private businesses can still require a mask for service.

My cooking is still bad. I have done lots more walking. Something that I hope is safe plus it is great for the mind. I believe the weight is the same, but I don't have scales, lucky me.

For males, having sex now requires two pieces of protective gear......

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
4. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well.
5. This virus has done what no woman could - cancel sports, shut down bars & keep men at home!
6. I never thought, “I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
7. I need to practice social-distancing from the frig.
8. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
9. Apt analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying: “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”
10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.
11. 2020: The year we said goodbye to the metaphors “going viral” and “spread like wildfire”, among others.
12. 2020: The year that drinking at home alone was considered conscientious and responsible!!

I look 15 years younger in a mask.:coolsmiley:

Lucky you have the chance to get into your bank,.. We have to make an appointment to get inside. Bank of America must have the poorest customer service of all the local banks.

For me it is watching how "the once great people of the USA" are so easily corralled and ther right are taken away and we say ok ok without question.

I’ve walked to Atlanta and back and still picked up couple pounds. After about 4 miles my hip and knee start giving out.

They don’t want to give you you’re money:duck:

You can finally get a table at a restaurant without waiting forever

Be careful there. Something about living in a glass house comes to mind. :icon_wink:

Funny.

my wife sent me out to get her a mask, I bought her a plastic bag for her head.....