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Grumps1361 04-12-2021 12:34 PM
Everybody needs a day like this
 
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!

Fredman 04-12-2021 12:40 PM
Good one

DeanFL 04-12-2021 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumps1361 (Post 1929276)
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
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YOU HAD ME! I kid around an awful lot - but I am SO GULLIBLE!

thanks for this...
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Stu from NYC 04-12-2021 01:26 PM
You got me thanks for the laugh

JohnN 04-12-2021 04:04 PM
funny!

Ecuadog 04-12-2021 11:27 PM
Thanks. I liked it.

Joanne19335 04-13-2021 04:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumps1361 (Post 1929276)
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
Thank you for starting my day off with a smile.

arlenewinters 04-13-2021 05:04 AM
Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!! I remember Market Basket from California ❤️

GOLFER54 04-13-2021 06:18 AM
They say after a fall from a horse, get back on.

kens613 04-13-2021 06:44 AM
That was a Hoot!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Rzepecki 04-13-2021 06:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kens613 (Post 1929457)
That was a Hoot!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Ditto!

richdell 04-13-2021 06:53 AM
:clap2:

raynan 04-13-2021 07:08 AM
You got me too. Thanks for the laugh.

Astron 04-13-2021 07:12 AM
This is the type of ‘local news’ we need more of on Talk of the Villages! Thank you for starting my day off right!🤣🙃😉

mamamia54 04-13-2021 07:21 AM
Lol! Love to start the day with a smile. Thank you.

Biggles 04-13-2021 07:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumps1361 (Post 1929276)
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
Great way to start the day, with a laugh!

FUSSY LADY 04-13-2021 07:33 AM
You really got me. Very funny!

mamabird12 04-13-2021 07:38 AM
Thank you for the laugh...much needed today

Gunny2403 04-13-2021 07:43 AM
I’ll be sure not to read your next post

Rodneysblue 04-13-2021 07:51 AM
👍🏼😂

cbmerl 04-13-2021 08:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanne19335 (Post 1929406)
Thank you for starting my day off with a smile.
And mine as well.... That was a good one.

Marjorie Hardman 04-13-2021 08:15 AM
Everyone Needs A Day Like This
 
Got a good laugh🤣. You are right we need more posts like yours.

Sherrilee 04-13-2021 08:47 AM
Hey I rode that horse at market basket in Seabrook NH!!!

Flier123 04-13-2021 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumps1361 (Post 1929276)
Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
I think this really happened to you...

retfc2@yahoo.com 04-13-2021 09:24 AM
The funny part is I remember the days of those machines. Kids begged to ride them. Sunshine

brick010207 04-13-2021 09:29 AM
Good One! Had me til the very end!!

rmd2 04-13-2021 11:00 AM
The funny thing is I used to ride horses a lot in my life. Lately when I think about it I say no...you had a hip replacement, don't do something crazy! But I still miss it.

beeneyra 04-13-2021 11:02 AM
That's what you get for cutting in front of the line.

Willow&Darla 04-14-2021 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rmd2 (Post 1929600)
The funny thing is I used to ride horses a lot in my life. Lately when I think about it I say no...you had a hip replacement, don't do something crazy! But I still miss it.
Me, too with bionic knee and other metal parts. I feel safe keeping both feet on the ground. Love your sense of humor!

:1rotfl:

meme5x 04-15-2021 10:28 AM
I read it.. thanks for the humor


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